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Archive for December, 2005
Sharia Gone Wild
One year on from the Tsunami that devastated parts of Asia, the mystery of its cause has been solved. Forget global warming, or climactic change. The answer is..scarveless women. MARLUDDIN JALIL, a Sharia judge who has ordered the punishment of women for not wearing headscarves, was uncompromising: “The tsunami was because of the sins of [...]
Why Marriage in Egypt Can Be a Real Drag
Reason #1: Drag-racing wedding convoys Cairo traffic police have launched a crackdown on joyriding wedding convoys they say add to the already considerable perils of the Egyptian capital’s streets. A police official told AFP Saturday that traffic agents had been posted at strategic spots across the city to catch offenders and strip them of their [...]
Dec 26, 2005 | 3 comments | View Post
Monkey Magic
Being a child of the seventies, I was a huge fan of Monkey. With fantasy plots, dubbed voices, and a catchy theme song, how could I not like it? And it is not just me. Ask many people of my generation, and they’ll tell you the same thing – Monkey was magic. But, alas, [...]
Dec 26, 2005 | 0 comments | View Post
Happy Chanukah to My Jewish Readers
..and I’ll be back after I eat one or two sufganyot
Dec 25, 2005 | 0 comments | View Post
Quote of the Day
“I hope you will eat sufganiot or latkes, but don’t overdo it.” – Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon. Otherwise, you may end up looking like him.
Dec 25, 2005 | 0 comments | View Post
The Goat That Could..and Did
There once was a man named Mugabe Who was the corrupt leader of Zimbabwe He was approached by a goat Which then pierced his scrot G-d bless that lil’ goat from Zimbabwe A billy goat did some rough, instant justice to the President when his motorcade stopped to refuel en-route to the eastern resorts of [...]
Dec 25, 2005 | 2 comments | View Post
Merry Xmas to My Christian Readers
..and since I do not celebrate this holiday (Chanukah is tonight), there will be some Israellycool bloggie goodness for you today
More on Munich
As I discuss on this week’s Israellycool Podcast, Anti-Defamation League National Director Abraham Foxman crawls so far up Steven Spielberg’s tuchus, that he needs a miner’s lamp (kind of like the canary in the coal mine, in fact) In response to claims that the film may not be historically accurate, Foxman states: “This is [...]
Dec 23, 2005 | 5 comments | View Post
Separated at Birth
Some old Likud voter, and Uncle Junior from The Sopranos.
Dec 23, 2005 | 2 comments | View Post
