Nice Jewish Girl

Meet Gwyneth Paltrow, nice Jewish girl.

Gwyneth Paltrow has started taking her Jewish roots seriously after missing out on two years of fasting during the religion’s high holy days.

The actress was pregnant with baby Apple in 2003 and breastfeeding her daughter in 2004, so she made sure she honoured Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur in style in 2005.

And Paltrow plans to pay tribute to her ancestors every year from now on.

She says, “I am the result of generations and generations of rabbis back in Minsk. They call it a rabbinical dynasty.”

As her next act of dedication to her Jewish heritage, Gwyneth plans to change her daughter’s name to Apple Dipped in Honey.

Afterthought: Gwyneth used to date Brad Pitt. Can you imagine if they had married and had a daughter?

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Soon she’ll be learning Gemara with Kirk Douglas.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Better than Kaballlah with Madonna!

    Shy Guy

  3. Anonymous says:

    What’s Apple’s Hebrew name?

  4. Shy Guy says:

    Bump: maybe not-so-nice Jewish girl……

    I’m really sick of these people.

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