Archive for January, 2006

The Fine Art of Subtlety

The Iranians are at it again, this time threatening to do nasty things to Israel if we launch a preemptive strike against their nuclear facilities. “Zionists should know that if they do anything evil against Iran, the response of Iran’s armed forces will be so firm that it will send them into eternal coma, like [...]

More Jew-Loving from Bin Laden

We already know Osama bin Laden’s taste in authors. But what about his taste in talk show hosts? Maybe it’s his suspenders. Or maybe it’s his seven wives. Or guests like Tammy Faye Messner and psychic James Van Praagh. Whatever it is about Larry King, Osama Bin Laden apparently digs him.   That’s right, the [...]

Whale of a Find

Question: How much does an Australian family stand to make from selling the whale puke that they found?   Answer: A lot. A stinking, solidified lump of gunk from the gut of a sperm whale could make an Australian family up to $1 million richer.   The 14.75kg block of rare whale excreta, expelled orally, [...]

JIB Awards 2005: Best Post Category – Votes Reset

Due to a set up error, the poll for this category was reset to zero at 1.15 pm Israel time. Those who voted beforehand are invited to revote.

IDF in Kenya

Despite the fact that the IDF is not being underemployed in protecting the lives of Israel’s citizens (yours truly included), Israel has not hesitated to dispatch IDF personnel to Kenya, in an effort to rescue construction workers trapped inside a collapsed building. Shortly after the Home Front Command’s rescue team arrived at the site of [...]

JIB Awards 2005: Final Voting Round Now Open

The final round of voting for the 2005 JIB Awards is now open on the Jerusalem Post site.   The top six* vote-getters from the preliminary round have advanced to this final round of voting, joined by all nominees from the other categories that did not necessitate a preliminary round of voting.   The final [...]

Separated at Birth

Ailing Kuwaiti emir Sheikh Saad al-Abdulla al-Sabah, and recently deceased comedian Richard Pryor.

Separated at Birth

British MP/terror sympathizer/Big Brother contestant George Galloway, and Teletubby Po.     (hat tip: Laurel)

PA Public Service Announcement #28: The Dangers of Whistling

While we encourage supporting our cause via conventional means (such as shooting in the air, shooting at Jews, or kidnapping foreign journalists), we discourage you from whistling.     Besides the fact that whistling is an evil habit (mostly prevalent at infidel construction sites and strip clubs), whistling for a prolonged period of time may [...]

Too Sexy for my Frog

News.com.au reports on the shattering of a myth: Forget the perception of France as a land of sexual fulfilment. The sad truth exposed in a new report shows that when it comes to performance in bed, the French have nothing to crow about.   They may talk a good game. As far as sex in [...]