Madonna vs Terrorists
Aussie Dave | Feb 07, 2006 | 2 comments
Ever the versatile performer, Madonna now does terrorist humor.
Madonna says she’s more stubborn than a terrorist – at least when it comes to her music career.“What’s the difference between a pop star and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist,” jokes Madonna, poking fun at her diva reputation in the March issue of US magazine Harper’s Bazaar, which hits US newsstands on February 21.
I can think of some other differences as well.
| Terrorists | Madonna |
|---|---|
| Like 72 virgins | Like a virgin |
| Hang Jews | Hangs with Jews |
| Use bombs | Stars in bombs |
| Prone to wearing hoods | Prone to wearing nothing |
| Use sharp weapons | Wears sharp weapons |
Then again, there is the common thread of torturing people.
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General



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