Sprung Again

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Flu.TM

The state-run Syrian daily al-Thawra lately hinted that Israel developed the bird flu virus to harm the genes of its Arab neighbors.

An article published by the newspaper argues that Israel spread the virus in the Far East to mislead the world.

The newspaper backed its suspicions by citing a 1998 report in the Sunday Times that Israel is developing a biological “ethnic bomb” that would kill Arabs and not Jews.

According to the Times, Israeli scientists are trying to identify genes characteristic to Arabs and then develop viruses that attack these genes. The newspaper said the program is being carried out at the Institute for Biological Research in Nes Tsiona near Tel Aviv.

“The question being asked today is whether the virus chosen by the Zionist for their ‘ethnic bomb’ is bird flu?” the newspaper wrote.

The newspaper said that Israel buried 85,000 infected birds in the West Bank which could have infected a Palestinian from Jerusalem with Avian Flu.

But it seems like we may not have thought this one through.

“If the virus is designed to hurt Arab genes specifically, it will nevertheless spread beyond the Arab world,” the paper argued, adding that the whole world will suffer from an uncontrollable pandemic.

Drats! Back to the drawing board..

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Of course it turns out that the Palestinian chicken farmer had a bad cold. Last I heard, jury was still out about whether his chickens had it.

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  3. Anonymous says:

    No, bird flu ain’t it. But it looks like the “bird brain” flu plot is working just fine.

  4. Anonymous says:

    So, let’s run through it again – we develop Avian flu to kill Arabs.

    Then we set it off in the far east to avoid suspicion

    Then the Avian flu spreads to the West Bank

    Then we kill all the West bank birds to avoid infecting Arabs….to avoid suspicion.

    Presumably when the Arabs start droppin like flies from the specially anti-Arab, Jew-made disease, we’ll be treating them in Israeli hospitals and sending them free medicine – to avoid suspicion.

    Then when they claim their situation is bad in the West Bank – we’ll send them money, ease border restrictions and give them some more land – to avoid suspicion.

    Presumably we’ll also split Jerusalem and evacuate Gush Etzion – just to avoid suspicion.

    Dammit, what won’t those Jews do to stop people supecting their genocidal tendencies.

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