Another Thing to Blame on Bush

Why did Lance Amstrong and Sheryl Crow break off their engagement? According to one tabloid, it was all the fault of Chimpy McHitler Halliburton.

Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have said all the right things so far as the speculation for their break shifts gears. One tabloid even examines that it may be President George W. Bush’s fault as Lance is a Bush fan while Sheryl is a Bush basher.

 

The Star details that a friend of the singer said they knew the bust up was coming.

 

“Sheryl said Lance didn’t just support Bush, – he’d go off and fight if the president asked him too.

*Yawn*

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Lance Armstrong = good man

  2. Anonymous says:

    Ah, he’d only do that because they’re both from Texas.

    I’ve made up my mind that from now on all future presidents, regardless of political affiliation, must either be Texan or Italian-Americans from NYC.

    -ron

  3. Anonymous says:

    Any specific Italian-American in mind????

  4. Ace of Spades HQ says:

    Bush Lied, Love Died: Bush Caused Lance Armstrong-Sheryl Crowe Breakup

    He was a fan of the President’s; she, not so much. “Sheryl said Lance didn’t just support Bush, – he’d go off and fight if the president asked him too….

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