Double “O Seven Behave”

The new Bond, Daniel Craig, has had a scary thought.

James Bond star Daniel Craig is ready to bare all in his first film as 007.

Craig, 37, told movie bosses he would not only show his bottom – but was happy to do the Full Monty.

The star of Casino Royale said: “In today’s world we expect female actresses to go naked so why not men?

“I have told bosses I’m prepared to do a full frontal scene. I’m not shy and Bond wouldn’t be shy about it either.”

Given his luck, something is bound to happen to him if he appears naked. Here’s the latest betting:

5-1: Slams his tackle in the door
17-1: Accidentally shoots a poison dart into his privates when trying to wind up his special watch.
50-1: Recreates the famous “frank n’ beans” scene from There’s Something About Mary.

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    I think seeing 007′s, erm, you know, would be very nice, thank you very much. We ladies also deserve to see a bit more of our favorite leading men every once in a while.

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