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March 14, 2006 | Aussie Dave | Comments 2
What happens if a fly falls in a cup of coffee?
(1) Englishman : Throws his cup away and walks away.
(2) American : Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
(3) Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
(4) Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.
(5) Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese, and gets himself a new cup of coffee
(6) Palestinian : Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his coffee, Relates the issue to violence, Asks the UN for aid. Takes a loan from EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses the money for terror.
(Hat tip: mum)
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About the Author: An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.
Ok as a Muslim i found that, well Hilarious. that is one of the funniest things i have read in a long time.
Salam
http://2000ah.blogspot.com/
Sadly true.
Remember Annon 9:02, jokes are just a humerous way of relaying an important point.
Good Joke, but I dont find the reality funney atall.