Archive for March, 2006

Caption Contest – Winners

And here are the results: 1st place: Gadget Doctor (In Arabic) That’s right woman, you keep him distracted while I pick the Frenchman’s pocket. 2nd place: Shy Guy Abdullah: “Yuck……….whaddaya say we just shake hands, Mrs. Chirac? 3rd place: Jewishfringe.com Just to make his domestic problems that much funnier, Jordanian royals prank the French Premier [...]

Separated at Birth?

Members of the Kadima party, and Hamas terrorists.     Well, of course I don’t think they are separated at birth. But the mainstream media sure do.   Take the caption for the AP photo on the left: Militants of the Kadima party stand next to portraits of acting prime minister Ehud Olmert, right, and [...]

Partners

The Swiss Foreign Ministry have announced that they consider the elected officials of Hamas as partners. Sisyphos has posted the announcement, which at the time of this post, is only available in French. But here’s the English translation, courtesy of Google. As Sisyphos notes: [Swiss Foreign Minister Micheline Calmy-Rey] was the one who laid down [...]

Happy 75th Birthday, Bill

All hail the legend.

Countdown to the Israeli Elections: 6 Days to Go

According to a Ha’aretz poll supervised by Professor Camil Fuchs, Kadima are set for 36 seats, a drop of 3 from last week. Labor are set for 17, and Likud have dropped 2 to 14. Which begs the question: is the Professor’s name for real?! The Palestinians say they are indifferent about the Israeli elections. [...]

Ice Not Fully Broken

Once upon a time, 10 idealists set out on a trip to promote peace through individual understanding and cooperation. Their travels would take them to Israel, Jordan, Egypt and Libya, where the group – which included some Israelis – hoped to present an olive tree to Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi upon its arrival in Tripoli, along [...]

Brief Request

Dear Prospective Suicide Bomber, Would it be possible to wear boxer shorts before embarking on your mission? I know it sounds like a strange request, but it would mean a lot to me. Thanks, Aussie Dave

Countdown to the Israeli Elections: 7 Days to Go

Kadima and Labor are bickering over key seats in the next cabinet. After bickering with Bibi last week, Yisrael Beiteinu Chairman Avigdor Lieberman now says that he would prefer a coalition with Likud, rather than one with Labor or Kadima. In fact, Lieberman has made it very clear that he will not be part of [...]

Moonbat of the Day

Caption Contest

This week’s photo, courtesy of AFP: Leave your submissions in the comments. I will announce the top 3 winning entries on Thursday. My contribution: Chirac: “It was my pleasure to meet you, Queen Rania.”Abdullah: It would seem he’s not lying. Swordsman!