Fowl Murder
Aussie Dave | May 16, 2006 | 1 comment
Today, Palestinian terrorists killed dozens of Israeli chickens.
Which begs the question: Why would the palestinians kill the very animals which provide them with so much inspiration?
The answer is simple really. The palestinians were not actually targeting the chickens. They were still targeting men, women, and children.
Needless to say, PETA will likely be bothered by this, and suggest that next time, the terrorists improve their aim.
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General
At this point, they don’t care who they kill. Even chickens. But we have the last laugh. Little do they know that we actually used the Zionist Rocket Diverter ™ to redirect the line of fire and save us from having to dispose of bird flu carriers. At least that’s what I expect to hear making the rumor rounds in the Middle East in the next couple of days.