Time Bandits
';Here’s one of our lesser known weapons: Zionist Time Machine.TM
At a meeting aimed at assessing the progress and work of the Security Council’s three anti-terror committees, Israel’s UN Ambassador Dan Gillerman said that World War III had already begun and urged the former Allied forces from World War to act against the axis of terror, consisting of Iran, Syria, Hamas and Hizbullah.He called the four entities the “greatest state sponsor of terrorism and the largest threat to international peace and security.”Gillerman also lashed out at the oft-repeated argument by Iran and many Arab states that a distinction must be made between terrorism and armed resistance movements - namely the Palestinians’ fight against the Jewish state.The ambassador said Israel has “an intimate awareness of the need to fight international terrorism,” and stressed that there can be no justification for terrorism.Syria responded that Israel was the one precipitating a third world war, saying that “If we examine the matter, we will find that Israel was behind the eruption of both World War I and World II.”
Establishment of the modern State of Israel: 1948
Beginning of WWI: 1914
Beginning of WWII: 1939
(By the way, the future me, currently visiting from the year 2026, wrote this post).
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.
May 31st, 2006 at 8:17 am
The theory that Israel has a time machine is not new.
Remember how the Arab armies invaded to help “Palestinian” refugees (that didn’t exist before the invasion)?
Or how Ariel Sharon’s visit to the temple mount caused an “Intifada” (which was planned long before the event)?
And what about the “Palestinian” state that Israel has invaded (which might exist in the future)?
Don’t forget that all terror attacks are caused by Israeli attacks (which happen after the terror attacks).
No, the time machine argument is not new.
It doesn’t surprise me in the last that Israel caused WW1 and WW2.
May 31st, 2006 at 9:55 am
“Look, do you want to be leader of this gang?”
“No, we agreed: No leader!”
“Right. So shut up and do as I say.”
May 31st, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Which reminds me of how Mohammed ascended to heaven from the Al-Aqsa mosque… which was siezed by slaughter 6 years after his death?
…and went unmentioned in any literature until after the UN gave the Jews… the property they already owned… and called it a ‘State’.
May 31st, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Ah, Lair, was this meant to be your entry for the Caption contest?