Nursery Rhyme Time

Old Muhammad Had a Gun
Sung to the tune of Old McDonald Had a Farm




Old Muhammad had a gun
Ee i ee i o
And with that gun he’d kill some Jews
Ee i ee i o

With a kpow here
And a kpow there
Here a kpow
There a kpow
Everywhere a kpow kpow

Old Muhammad had a gun
Ee i ee i o

Wrinkled, Wrinkled Grandfather
(inspired by this post)
Sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Wrinkled, wrinkled grandfather
How I wonder what you are
A “militant” say the AFP
A “policeman” say the AP
Wrinkled, wrinkled grandfather
How I wonder what you are

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Very good stuff. Thanks for being inspired enough to wax lyrical and to link as well. Shabbat Shalom.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Thanks for the laugh, I needed that! “Old Muhammed” LOL

  3. Anonymous says:

    Could you get a grade school teacher to have students and a piano sing these for a mp3? the first needs a group and little piano and the second needs a young female (4th to 6th grade) voice and a paino for a “duet” sound.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Bloody brilliant.

    Shabbat Shalom! I’m off to the mountains for shabbat, myself. ^_^

  5. Anonymous says:

    Shalom. I am the editor of the Blog “Herut”, in the direction: http://www.heruth.blogspot.com.

    Herut is writing in Spanish.

    Congratulations for you Blog.

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