Nursery Rhyme Time
Aussie Dave | Jul 07, 2006 | 5 comments
Old Muhammad had a gun
Ee i ee i o
And with that gun he’d kill some Jews
Ee i ee i o
Ee i ee i o
And with that gun he’d kill some Jews
Ee i ee i o
With a kpow here
And a kpow there
Here a kpow
There a kpow
Everywhere a kpow kpow
Old Muhammad had a gun
Ee i ee i o
Wrinkled, Wrinkled Grandfather
(inspired by this post)
Sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
(inspired by this post)
Sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
Wrinkled, wrinkled grandfather
How I wonder what you are
A “militant” say the AFP
A “policeman” say the AP
Wrinkled, wrinkled grandfather
How I wonder what you are
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General




Very good stuff. Thanks for being inspired enough to wax lyrical and to link as well. Shabbat Shalom.
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that! “Old Muhammed” LOL
Could you get a grade school teacher to have students and a piano sing these for a mp3? the first needs a group and little piano and the second needs a young female (4th to 6th grade) voice and a paino for a “duet” sound.
Bloody brilliant.
Shabbat Shalom! I’m off to the mountains for shabbat, myself. ^_^
Shalom. I am the editor of the Blog “Herut”, in the direction: http://www.heruth.blogspot.com.
Herut is writing in Spanish.
Congratulations for you Blog.