Caption Contest
Aussie Dave | Jul 08, 2006 | 23 comments
You know the drill. Submit a caption to this AP photo of PA Prime Minister terrorist Ismail Haniyeh in the comments.
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: Uncategorized
Yes! You are just the right size to protect my torso from the infidels bullets!
I was just kidding. You don’t have to go into the tunnel…
yet.
thaitied got there first in this line of thought but mine is:
This one is MY human shield, pick your own.
no no the explosive vest is just your size!!
But I don’t want to die for Allah
Don’t worry, son. There will still be virgins left once you’re old enough to be a suicide martyr. And there will still be Jews left to kill. Don’t worry yourself now about it.
“come here, little jewish boy, let uncle haniyeh take a little bitty bite…”
Why are you crying? Your parents voted for me.
oh come on there little fellow,
all I want to do is indoctrinate you, mind wash you, and encourage you to be a martyr so you will spray your internal gizzards across an Israeli pavement.
Ok, ok heres a piece of plasticine C4 to play with in the mean time.
[C4 is a high explosive similar to kiddies plasticine]
“Come here you little shahid (suicide bomber), lets get you strapped up and ready for the Israelis.”
Cry for the BBC little girl…
Whooz your daddy?
“Perfect! Now, when we put you on top of the garbage pile, keep that look on your face until the camera clicks stop, and then your mommy will stop pretending to be dead…”
You want peace with Israel? HAH, not after we get done brain washing you in one of our summer camps!
Who’s a terrorist? Who’s a little terrorist?
“Hahahahaha! I’m not gonna let go of your shirt until you let go of mine, you rotten little punk!”
“Where’s the baby?… There he is!” (ala “Diego” in the movie “Ice Age”)
I vote for Joseph’s “cry for the BBC” caption as the most authentic.
Shy Guy
Kid: But I don’t want to be a suicide bomber. *sniffling*
Haniyeh: Ah, but you must. It is your destiny. You will turn to the Dark Side. Like your father before you. You will know the ways of the Dark Side. Like how to mix TATP in three easy steps.
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Haniyeh: Ah, the latest
human sacrificescivilian casualties are here.Dont Cry, I only kill Jew Babies…
the same idee: http://sebew.blogspot.com/2006/07/fotos-und-unterschriften.html
“Awww Whatcha mean you don’t want to become a martyr?”
The image is here.
I am your father.
Holy smokes! Did the Israelis knock out the mouthwash factory too??!!??
Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop
When the belt blows, their cafe’s will rock
When they withdraw, the Qassams will fall
Give us Gaza, but we’ll kill for it all