Archive for July 11th, 2006

No Butts About It

If you had been following the World Cup of soccer for the past few weeks, you probably are already aware of the infamous Zidane headbutting incident from Sunday’s final. If not, here is the incident that led to France’s Zinedine Zidane receiving a red card – an incident that ultimately, might have cost France the [...]

Caption Contest – Winners

Here are the winners to our caption contest:

1st place: Wart
“Holy smokes! Did the Israelis knock out the mouthwash factory too??!!??”

2nd place: neoZionoid
“Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetopWhen the belt blows, their cafe’s will rockWhen they withdraw, the Qassams will fallGive us Gaza, but we’ll kill for it all”
3rd place: Wart
“I am your father”
Stay tuned for another [...]

New York’s First Chasidic Cop

Did you hear the one about the Chasidic cop?
 
No, it’s not the opening of a joke.

The NYPD has recruited an unorthodox new officer – its first Hasidic cop.
 
Joel Witriol, a 24-year-old Talmud scholar from Brooklyn, starts his training at the department’s Police Academy today. “I realized there were so many things you could do [...]