Kabbollocks

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Radiation Obliterator.^TM

Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie have been lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid.

The couple, both followers of the Jewish spiritual movement, approached Downing Street, Whitehall and British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL) promoting a “mystical” liquid tested in a Ukrainian lake.

“It was like a crank call . . . the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically,” one official said.

I guess you can’t please everyone.

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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