The Greatest Love of All
Bobby Brown watch out: Osama’s a fan…of your wife.
Troubled pop diva Whitney Houston has a new fan – America’s most wanted man, Osama bin Laden.
Kola Boof, the terrorist’s former sex slave, claims in her new book that he was obsessed with the troubled How Will I Know singer.
She revealed to Harpers Bazaar magazine: “He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.
“He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.”
How romantic. And so strong is Bin Laden’s love for Whitney, that he would be willing to jump many hurdles to make her his…such as the fact she is an infidel..
Kola – who until recently wrote for US soap opera The Days of Our Lives – also says Osama wanted to shower her with gifts and convert her to Islam.
The 37-year-old explained: “He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.
“He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture
..married…
and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”
..and African American..
Kola added: “He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.”
But not to worry, Bobby. If you want to turn Bin Laden off your wife, just bring out the photo album.
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General
This could be good for her, I believe she has some addiction issues. The Osama Bin Laden health clinic.
Way to go, parents with wayward single girls have a new threat in their arsenal to control them!
My money’s on Bobby in a one-on-one fight with Osama. Hell, my money’s on WHITNEY in a one-on-one fight with Osama!
Maybe this is what we finally need, the ire of Bobby Brown.
Go whoop some, Bobby, gangsta style!
So Osama’s got jungle fever, huh? I wonder if he’s downloaded “The Bodyguard” from the internet and sings along with “I Will Always Love You” when Whitney is on screen.
In another life I could actually see them getting together, have a child together and name her Jon Benet Bin Laden, who they enter into “Little Miss Terrorist” contests throughout the Muslim world.
Jim from Iowa
Yeah, but Kola Boof is a fraud, anyway.
I vaguely recall Whitney and Brown being among the few celebrities to visit Israel within the last few years, and am certainly not going to kick them when they’re down. Terrorists can have aesthetic appreciation, too. Whitney is beautiful, as is her voice.
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