Archive for September 1st, 2006

Megasense

Question: What do heavy/thrash metal group Megadeth and I have in common?
Answer: We have similar opinions on the UN.
The next Megadeth album has a title – United Abominations – but that’s about it for the time being.
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This being Megadeth, there will be some political underpinnings to the songs on ;United Abominations’. The title, in fact, [...]

Thanks Be to Allah

The Telgraph reports how Pinnochio has converted to Islam.
Pinocchio, Tom Sawyer and other characters have been converted to Islam in new versions of 100 classic stories on the Turkish school curriculum.
“Give me some bread, for Allah’s sake,” Pinocchio says to Geppetto, his maker, in a book stamped with the crest of the ministry of education.
“Thanks [...]

Kofi Does Damascus

UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan walks with Syrian Foreign Minister Walid al-Moualem..

Annan: “Has anyone ever told you how much you look like Ariel Sharon?”al-Moualem: “I hate you. Now keep smiling.”