Bloody Bullets
September 14, 2006 | Aussie Dave | Comments 2
Introducing our latest weapon: the Zionist Draculator.TM
Israeli soldiers rushed into the village firing rubber bullets and teargas canisters, one military jeep arrived and supplied soldiers with more equipments and ammunition. Other weapons were also used Рonce again, Bil’in seems to be a testing ground for new types of “less lethal” weapons. One Palestinian and one Israeli were also hit with a sponge bullet, which places needles within the skin and sucks out blood.
What they haven’t worked out yet is what we do afterwards. We simply collect the bullets, squeeze the sponge to drain out the blood, and bake some matzot.
(Hat tip: Indy Media Watcher)
Update: It has been drawn to my attention that someone not familar with this site, nor my (attempts at) humor, may take this post as an admission that us Jews really do bake matzot with human blood. So for the record, of course we don’t. I’m just sorry we live in such a world of anti-Semitism, lies, and hatred that I actually have to clarify this, for fear of someone actually subscribing to the blood libel.
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About the Author: An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.
It’s all nonsense, Dave. Technically speaking, of course. These needles are already connected by thin transparent plastic tubes to the blood receiver canister. The vacuum inside the canister empties the target of all blood as quickly as you could say “matzo balls”.
Cheers and bon appetite.
Dave,
I don’t mean to be a stickler, and I’m sure that you hate these kinds of comments, but “us Jews” should, grammatically, be “we Jews”.
Sorry!