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September 16th, 2006

Spain to the Rescue

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Aussie Dave

Lucky for us here in Israel, our safety is not in the hands of the French alone. We can also count on troops from Spain to keep the peace, utilizing their special skills in

Gun kissing…

Shaving…

Hair fixing…

“Disturbed soil” checking…

And, umm..

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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49 Responses to “Spain to the Rescue”

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    Ah, to be young, armed, and on a beach with a beautiful woman.

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    Their guns aren’t even loaded…

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    Good, as she is very distracting.

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    they sure will be busy… if not because of the Hizballah than because they are just distracted……

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    Bikini girl doesn’t appear to be armed; for the euro-trash soldiers, evidently, life’s a beach.

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    Someone has to guard the beach babes from beheading if they forget to bring their swimburkas.

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    These dudes are there cos you guys can’t get along with eachother. You should all be converted to christianity then peace in the middle east!!!!!! They are risking there necks for you so have some goddamn respect bitches

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    Wow, you are one deep thinker, ain’t ya?

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    Wow, you are one deep thinker, ain’t ya?

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    your right i am a deep thinker and my point about the only way there will be peace is if you all convert to christainty is valid. Because you all need to learn to turn the other cheek. There will never be peace in the middle east and Israel will be destroyed evenually it’s inevitable you simply can’t keep going down the road your taking. Terrorism is born out of desperation and poverty and hopelessness.

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    Turning the other cheek? no wonder you lost almost all of the middle east and north africa in the space of a few hundred years.

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    err what…

    ouch straight through heart.

    I’m not spanish

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    Terrorism is born out of religious zealotry, love. And keep on hoping that we’ll all just die and justify your twisted world-view… while you’re hoping, remember that if Israel goes down, so do you.

    Second strike capability, baby. KaaaaaaaBOOOOM!

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    I¥m a european and I find it quite uncool from you guys to laugh about our armys. They risk their head for the peace in your region. What are you thinking? Your israelien arrmy is strong, cause you always win against some 1 world war weaponed after work terrorists?? And now you can laugh at any other armys? Every army of the first world would easily win against your nearbors.

    So that means nothing!!

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    When I’m saying Israel will evenually come down, I’m not hoping it will at all. Terrorism is hardly born out of religious zealotry it is almost always born and exacerbated by having no jobs being dirt poor with very little hope for the future which is the position of the palastinians and it’s getting worse so the hatred is running deeper and deeper. If you cannot acknlowdge that then you are very niave and you have the twisted world view.

    High five a Muslim

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    Yeah actually I don’t know how Israel can be that haughty considering America pays for half there shit

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    and isrealien soldiers like more to watch boys asses??

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    Uhm. Your fascinating theory (traditionally promulgated by neo-Marxist radical leftists) is constantly disproven by facts. Most terrorists are well-off, educated people. Those who are not are managed, brain-washed and sent to die by well-off, educated people (if you can call them that). All this class-struggle, post-colonian-guilt white-man’s-burden bullshit just doesn’t hold. Do some research if you actually care about the truth. Start with Osama Bin-Laden.

    The Eurodhimmi forces are not protecting me - they are meatshields at best, a boost to Hizballah at worst. I have had enough friends killed due to UNIFIL fucks cooperating with Hizballah. You Eurodhimmis have blindfolded yourselves, closed your ears and are loundly singing “lalalalala” to block out the “Allahu akbar! Itbah el kufar!”. We, out here on the frontline in this war, know what’s going on. How long will you try to appease a murderous enemy?

    And well, if you believe that Israel will eventually come down, you’d better start doing your best to prevent that from happening. Because if we come down, you’re also coming down.

    Try to get it - Islam wants YOU dead or enslaved. There are no two ways about it, nobody in the Muslims world is even trying to hide it - they want to kill or enslave you personally, and it doesn’t even matter if you’re a Muslim or Christian or Atheist or Hindu. To them, you’re meat.

    I’d high-five a Muslim, but then he’d have to wash his hands because I’m a dirty kafir, son of apes and pigs. I am saying “him” because if it’s “her”, there will probably be an attempt at my life and then an attempt at her life.

    Wake UP!

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    Europeans armies are wimps. I’ve seen toughter 10-year-old American girls than these chumps! These trannies aren’t there to defend Israel but to defend the Islamic terrorists. When the Israeli government get some balls the IDF will finish the job and kick some Arab and European ass. The IDF could destroy the whole Middle East but it’s leaders are spineless appeasers.

    Terrorism is caused by ISLAM! There are billions of people hungry and destitute around the world, ever been to Latin America? They don’t plant bombs on themselves and blow people up. Only Muslims do. There will only be peace when the Muslims convert to any other religion. Islam is the root of all evil!

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    Lets all convert to Islam then maybe we won’t have to worry about terrorism, I mean it’s all fairytales anyway.

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    To some of the harsher commenters (not Dave),

    Easy on the Spanish soldiers. A few points. Zapatero’s government is cowardly, inept, and anti-Israel, and the Spanish public regularly polls as more anti-American than the French but the Spanish military trends right and cheerfully deployed to Iraq (and were not at all happy about the way they were made to leave). In Lebanon they can’t help it if the rules of engagement are such that they can’t actually stop the terrorists.

    Are they a crack first rate fighting force? Em… no. They’re competent but not on par with Israel or America. Then again they haven’t had to be.

    Are they “meat shields” who would get in Israel’s way in round two? Yes, probably, but this isn’t their fault.

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    I agree with you. I do not understand why spanish soldiers are deployed to Libanon. We spanish do not care at all about your fucking war.

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    Kick some european asses… You are so tough when you fight against those poor armed moslem armies… So don’t compare your evrey day guerilla fights with big wars, like we had them in europe. And european armies in sucking UN missions are not the European armies fighting alone, for their own cause! so make jokes about UN missions and not about european armies.

    If you think with your small country that I really like you could kick europs ass?? Come on that is not what you really belive?

    And by the way be happy that at least europe is on your side, so why do you want to kick their ass? And when I look back to your 34 days fighting in libanon?? what did you tought guys made their? you didn’t even get home your kidnapped soldiers. May be it was the fault of your hesitating goverment and your home front who was not used to get bombed for several weeks and not of the army who could have done more, but the same counts for the european armys in UN missions. So we don’t say in europe: “Oh look the isrealy army is so weak, even in 34 days they can not win against a poor country like libanon with some terrorists and now the UN has to help them”.

    If european soldiers were allowed to, then 3. world armies like your neigbors wouldn’t be a problem at all.

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    Glad to know people scream “CEASEFIRE!!!” but when they’re asked how to do it, they pass the buck.

    As it is, the French and Spanish aren’t doing themselves any favors by looking like sailors on shore leave, especially when their mission is to really do nothing.

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    It seems that I did not explain myshelf properly. I do belive we have nothing to do there. Therefore we should not be there.

    I have something to say to all the israelians laughing at our troops in Lebanon. If your goverment does not change its policy, one day your sons will have to go to war. That day you will spend sleepless nights wondering if your sons will return alive or will return inside a plastic bag. That day I will be here laughing at you. Think about it.

    Have a nice day

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    The point of the post is that we do not want foreign troops “protecting” us. We have to handle it ourselves. So I use humor to make my point - that the foreign troops do not have the motivation to do what the IDF should be doing.

    The fact that you feel the need to state that you will laugh when our soldiers die is an indictment on you.

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    You tough israelien IDF guys just told some posts upwards, that european solders are just meatshields at their best, so that is at the same level in my opinion, like laughing on dead mens on israelien side. So look first on your own people statements!! By the way you were starting to laught at the other armies and not we europeans on you fighting 34 days without any real success. And now tell us that you are so hard and have the right to laugh about european soldiers in the chain of the UN. Laugh about the UN and all their politicians included israelien, who stoped your little war without that the IDF couldn’t even after a month liberate the hostages…

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    I damn well agree with you - Spanish or any other Eurodhimmi troops have no business serving as meatshields for Iran and Syria. They are an offering from your spineless politicians to their dreaded Islamic overlords - a sacrifice, 15 thousand souls given over to the enemy, hoping that you’ll be the last ones to go.

    We have been at war since 1948, non-stop, and we’re fighting back from the first moment. You, Eurodhimmis, in your Eurabia, are at war and hope to survive by being so pathetic that the Muslims might not kill you but enslave you instead.

    Enjoy your remaining days of relative freedom, slave of Islam. Keep cowering, keep appeasing, keep abasing yourself before the enemy. Keep hoping that you won’t be next.

    We, in the meanwhile, will fight for our life and freedom - and if need be, we’ll die like we did at Masada, as free men. Has it been banned from your history books yet?

    *spit*

    Slave.

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    You tough israelien IDF guys just told some posts upwards, that european solders are just meatshields at their best, so that is at the same level in my opinion, like laughing on dead mens on israelien side. So look first on your own people statements!! By the way you were starting to laught at the other armies and not we europeans on you fighting 34 days without any real success. And now tell us that you are so hard and have the right to laugh about european soldiers in the chain of the UN. Laugh about the UN and all their politicians included israelien, who stoped your little war without that the IDF couldn’t even after a month liberate the hostages…

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    Yes there will be a lot more countries coming to lebanon and to the coast of libanon. The opinion in europe about the moslem begavior in the world is also changing dramatcaly in the last years. But may be it is also the fault of your spineless politicians who decided to go ino that war and didn’t finish it properly. So that there is still a lot of shit remaining in south libanon that the free men of IDF forces were not able or not allowed to clean up properly. So why do you go to war when you do want to win it properly?

    And to talk about Eurabia?? Mmh I think there you are completly wrong. Even if we have some moslems living here we are not there slaves and will never be. since now we were quite relax about evrything, but things changes…

    and by the way the story of masad is known in europe, but i think it had not the importance to be writen in a history book.

    just do not think that your army is invincible and tougher then evrybody else cause your army fights with european and american weapons against 2 world war equiped terrorists.

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    Yes, out spineless government is absolutely at fault. They did not “go to war” - war came to them, in the form of a massive Hizballah attack on Israel.

    And guess why didn’t they have the balls to finish it? What were they afraid of?

    The answer is Eurodhimmi seething, that’s what. They were afraid that the hysterical, murderers-appeasing, dhimmi “international community” will fall on them like a tonn of bricks with economic sanctions and bullshit from here to Armaggedon. THEY CAVED IN TO EUROPEAN PRESSURE, PRESSURE TO LOSE! And they stopped the army from winning, the twisted, spineless fucks.

    European and American weapons like Merkava? Or maybe like Tavor with integrated Elbit Red-Dots? Against WW2 weapons like Stinger missiles, RPG-16s, GRAD Katyushas and upgraded AK-47s?

    IDF wins because we have no choice, and we know that. To lose is to die. And this is why it’s the most professional, the toughest army in the world - every single one of us fights knowing that to lose is to let everyone you know die.

    About Eurabia… riiiiight… keep on closing your eyes, son. While you’re doing that, check up the figures of Muslim presence in EU, the growth of this presence, and the behavior of Muslims in EU. And the way your governments deal with these.

    And about Masada… your attitude of “it’s not important enough” is exactly what’s costing Europeans Europe nowadays. There were people living in the West once who would rather die on their feet than live on their knees… the last one of these has apparently died with Oriana Fallaci.

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    “Yes there will be a lot more countries coming to lebanon and to the coast of libanon. The opinion in europe about the moslem begavior in the world is also changing dramatcaly in the last years.”

    That’s good to hear - maybe we won’t have to come over and save your asses again.

    “But may be it is also the fault of your spineless politicians who decided to go ino that war and didn’t finish it properly. So that there is still a lot of shit remaining in south libanon that the free men of IDF forces were not able or not allowed to clean up properly. So why do you go to war when you do want to win it properly?”

    They may have been spineless but they didn’t start it. I don’t subscribe to the ME definition of victory - in 34 days the IDF managed to reduce Hisb’s fighting force by untold hundreds (untold because it’s against Hizbs interest to publish their number of dead) of Hizb fighters. They knocked out Hizbs long range rocket ability. They reduced the number of bunker/weapons complexes both in the initial surge and the subsequent ‘withdrawl’ back to Israel’s borders. They didn’t start the war - but it sure as hell looks like they got Hizb to blow it’s wad early and now Iran no longer has a viable proxy in the area.

    “And to talk about Eurabia?? Mmh I think there you are completly wrong. Even if we have some moslems living here we are not there slaves and will never be. since now we were quite relax about evrything, but things changes…”

    I honestly hope it does change and europe comes to realize that multiculturalism is a red herring. It’s one thing to be proud of your heritage - it’s another to try to force that heritage onto a country into which *you* (non-subjective you - not you in particular) immegrated to. When in Rome …

    But I’ve no faith in that. Look at the riots in France. Look at the Van Gogh murder. Appeasment won’t work. Trying to sequester your immegrants into ‘little Algerias’ and ‘little Turkeys’ won’t work. Immegrants have to assimilate. If you don’t look at your current home as your home then you won’t care if you shit all over it.

    The reverse is true of the host country - you can’t sequester your immegrants and ignore the problem. You can’t discriminate against them and pretent there are no consequences.

    “just do not think that your army is invincible and tougher then evrybody else cause your army fights with european and american weapons against 2 world war equiped terrorists.”

    Hizb is better equiped and organized than most of the ME forces. It was using Sagger anti-tank missles against the IDF. The Sagger is far from being a ‘2 world war’ weapon. That’s like saying the Quassam is a ‘homemade’ rocket in attempt to undermine the fact that the Pallies target these things a civillian population centers. The MSM says ‘homemade’ and we think of gramma Pally sitting around on her rocking chair knocking these things out in her spare time, when in actuallity there are factories that produce these things. Far from ‘homemade’

    While the IDF does use some euro and US weapons a lot of it’s equipment is home grown. Merkiva tank - made in Israel. Galil - made in Israel. Spider anti-missle system - made in Israel. I’m sure most of the ordinance is Israeli made as well. Why? Because all the FSKING countries around them have embargoes against them.

    The IDF has more combat experience that all of the current Euro nations combined. They have been fighting or have seen fighting since their inception in ‘48. Spain? The last major action they saw was what, their civil war? France? The last effective French General was Joan of Arc. Italy switched sides in WWII. Germany lost WWII. England won a war thousands of miles away but you don’t see them jumping into this theatre.

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    Bah - you beat me to the punch!

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    I’m not israeli but a non-Jewish American and I’ll repeat, the IDF can kick your dhimmis asses anytime. The great American military can kick your pansy European asses with one hand tied behind their back. Hell gangs of little American girls can kick your ass! The truth hurts doesn’t it?

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    I suppose you mean you can kick our ass, in case you do not get poisoned with your own spinachs first.

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    yeah kick our ass as you kicked the as in vietnam and now in irak…

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    Mmmmm-mmmm, sweet European boys’ asses… in tight camo… yeah, I could go for that. Is THAT the real reason you sent ‘em down here? There’s a gay pride parade in Jerusalem soon, you think they’ll drop by?

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    More stupid Euroweenie comments. I’ve been to Europe and there are no real men because they’ve all been castrated. American males are real men who don’t take crap from anybody. The American military wiped out Saddam’s army in hours. The terrorists can’t win against the might American army so it resorts to cowardly terrorists attacks just like the Arabs in Israel. (Vietnam is ancient history.)

    Eurowenies are being taken over by Muslims because they don’t fight back. They hate Israel and America because we are brave and courageous while they are wimpy cowards who are already bowing down to their Arab masters.

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    to dave and raccon:

    So you stopped the war cause an old french men cried for peace out of eurabia??

    Then you are our slaves?? We can decide when the IDF starts and stops fighting?? That is funny what else are you doing for eurabia if the old french men cries loud?? Jumping around and dress in pink like girls? And if we think that we are slaves from the arabs…

    Getting serious, you don’t think that eurabia would put sanctions against your country?? No important politician from the EU told something like this. Of course we think due to our hard wars in the past, that war is only the last answer and not the first. At my work for example we decided a new coperation with Haifa technolgy center in the end days of the war and Isreal pays nothing and we pay around 150k euros…

    And to the weapons: For example the submarine deal with germany… you pay only 2/3 of the cost, the rest of it it payed by german tax payer (about 333 million euro)!! And the first two of those were completly given from germany to Israel a few years ago! Isn’t this the so important submarine, that allows you the second stike, that one guy in the top mentions so proudly??

    Germany only shares that submarine with fuel cell to israel and that in time that you tell me that you stoped the war cause of us??

    Another thing: The contract to that submarine deal was signed as you were in war with hisbolla, although the german goverment is not allowd by his law to sell weapons to another country that is in a not really defined war or might use those wapons to start a war. So stop thinking that whole europe is doing something against your so tough IDF guys and that it is our fault, that you didn’ t win proberly. Your army was just to hesitating (may be cause they weren’t allowed as they want) and your politicians were just too afraid to fight proberly. So just do not think that you are only well equiped cause of yourself?? And I don’t wanna start talking about your air-plains…

    In my opinion your are of course a real good army and well trained and with a lot of experience, but still as one of you told the hisbollah are one of the best in ME and this is still not an real challenge.. no tanks no plains not a real logistic … Even the military from countrys like netherland would win against them and the netherland army is really not so well on. And 34 days is a long time for fighting…. In the past you were better and your civilian people were not a month under attack from rockets… What is up with your strong army?

    And with the problems of the muslims in europe, you are certainly right, that we have to think about what we do with that problem, that gets bigger. In the last 3 years a lot has changed already in europe. And certainly the last bombings and tries to bomb and of course the threats against the pope someting will change more and more. But I think we will not only fight with wapons and restrictions against one ethic group. That doesn’t work properly like we can see in Israel.

    In your case I wouldn’t be so arogant against european armys. I have never had contact to IDF solders during my duty, but a lot to US soldiers, that some guys here think that they are also so strong , cause I served in a multinational force and when I see how easiliy they fighted against the irak people in the first month ( with european gun barrels in their tanks, that allowed them to soot the double range of the iraks one). I know that many europeans would also look really good against those guys. even if they fight more with the mind and technics then with tonnes of equipent like us… and then they allways loose or stop before the real end. (since world war 2 and now irak is going to be the same shit again)

    I would’t think that the whole world is against you and dominated by arabs. You have some friends out there and belive me they are more important for your life then you like to admit, that is why you should make too much fun of their soldiers, who came there cause your politicains weren’t able to finish the war probably.

    Have you been to europe? Did you meet soldiers from europe personaly? Did you went on maneuver with them?

    And Oriana Fallici??she was a good women… but not the last one.

    Masada what ever it might be important for you IDF soldiers, but for nobody else outside Israel.

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    i think you have really no brain under your basball cap.

    For me it makes no sence to discuss with you.

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    Of course you can’t debate me because what I wrote is the truth. I shut you up because you are a wimp! Start growing your beard because you are about to be under the control of the Muslims. It couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of pansy dhimmis.

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    luckily all the american soldiers I served with during my time in my group were not that ignorand as you are at least after some month together with us. Where are you from? Jesusland Texas?? In the middle of nowhere driving around with and old pick up throuh miles of nowhere and thinking you have the american dream??

    But why don’t you go to irak and come back like 3000 of your poor brave man in a plastik box?? Too coverd to be in military or just too fat like 90% of you?

    I really liked american soldiers, but again in irak you won’t archive, what you really used want. You will go home from there without victory like from vietnam or somalia. With thousand of deads for nothing. Cause once your army can’t go in with big weapons you are not Team America anymore.

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    LMAO

    “You should all be converted to christianity then peace in the middle east!!!!!!”

    Priceless!

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    LoL

    Heya Raccoon. :)

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    Look up the 48 and 67 war. You will find that you were just talking out your ass.

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    America pays for half of Israel’s military? Care to back that up with statistics?

    I didn’t think so.

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    Bin Laden is rich. One of the men responsible for 7/7 was a middle class school teacher. It might sound good, but you are wrong.

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    You are a sick person, you know that. We have dealt with that fear since the birth of Israel - regardless of what our government does, if we are alive we will have this fear.

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    Just to respond to your very first line: “So you stopped the war cause an old french men cried for peace out of eurabia?? Then you are our slaves?? We can decide when the IDF starts and stops fighting??”

    Unfortunately yes, politics matter - and Israel can not defend itself properly due to international pressure.

    You are a poor blind and illiterate man.

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