The First Annual Muslim Protest Awards

Most Likely to Have Caught His Privates in His Zipper Award:

Winner:

Honorable mention:

Most in Need of a Good Dentist Award

Winner:


Honorable mention:

I’ll Have What He’s Having Award

Worst Effigy of the Pope Award

Winner:

Worst Translation into English Award

Winner:

About the Author

An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

Filed Under: General

Tags:



Comments (23)

Trackback URL | Comments RSS Feed

  1. Anonymous says:

    That “Bad teeth Award” winner should also get the “Best Bad Spelling Award”. Who is “PAUS”?

  2. Anonymous says:

    “Paus” is, I think, dutch for “Pope”.

  3. Anonymous says:

    How do we know?

    Jihad may very well be the hump of Islam.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I didn’t know Islam had a hump. But if it does, Jihad would certainly be its cusp.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Very funny.
    If they weren’t observant Muslims, I’d say they’d be prime candidates for amphetamines abusers.
    I think the guy in the last picture has camels on the brain. Forget 72 virgins in this life, he needs one experienced woman in this life.
    Speaking of which, do you think that there is a correlation between the aesthetic quality of a young Muslim man and his attachment to jihad? After all, all that testosterone isn’t being put to good use by these uglies, so it needs to be vented somewhere.
    Heaven help the first girl they are with.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Bloody hell the pope didn’t even say anything bad he just quoted some geezer to make a point, these people are just fucking retarted. Or maybe it’s like a student rally -most turn up just to bugger around.

  7. Isaac Schrˆdinger says:

    Pants on Fire!

    The winner of the Worst Effigy of the Pope Award really deserved it.

  8. Anonymous says:

    I believe some of these were doctored. Here are some pictures of the original signs.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I don’t know if anything is going on. When I tried to follow the link to these pictures from my bloglines subscription page, I got something like this:

    access from http://www.bloglines.com/myblogs_display?sub=00000000&site=436030 has been denied

    (Note 1: Don’t know who is doing the denying, or why. I manually replaced the 8-digit sub number with zeros before posting it here.)

    (Note 2: Some weeks ago I sent email to the email link on the blog’s front page and the email bounced. israellycool@yahoo.com, I think. So I’m resorting to this comment to get word through.)

  10. Anonymous says:

    I am not sure why this happens but I’ll send an email to my blog provider.

  11. Anonymous says:

    These are hilarious!!! I got a good chuckle from it! Thanks for posting it.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Might be something to do with hot-linking.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Almost pissed myself lauging at the first two pics.

  14. [...] may recall the winner of the Most Likely to Have Caught His Privates in His Zipper Award in the First Annual Muslim Protest Awards of last [...]

  15. raz says:

    LOL it seems from year to year the competition is getting hotter.

  16. [...] on Israellycool: The First Annual Muslim Protest Awards Spread the Word: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and [...]

  17. Ira J. Cohen says:

    These is great pics! Did you sees the one of the Muslim guys on boat when it caught fires? Does any one body know website?

  18. [...] technically this should be the Fourth Annual Muslim Protest Awards, but I forgot to hold them the past two [...]

  19. [...] the latest in the fine tradition of ridiculous looking Muslim protesters.  Kashmiri supporters of separatist leader Shabir Ahmad [...]

  20. [...] ImagesMost Likely To Audition For a Michael Jackson Video Award:APPreviously on Israellycool:The First Annual Muslim Protest AwardsThe Second Annual Muslim Protest [...]

Leave a Reply




If you want a picture to show with your comment, go get a Gravatar.