Archive for September, 2006

Lost in Translation

Introducing the mother of all Israeli translation mistakes. “Jerusalem. There is no such city!” the Jerusalem municipality said in the English-language version of a sightseeing brochure it had published originally in Hebrew.   The correct translation: “Jerusalem. There is no city like it!”   Carrying a photograph of the brochure, Israel’s Maariv newspaper said on [...]

Steve Tyler Rocks

Aerosmith lead singer (and current world record holder for world’s largest mouth), Steve Tyler, has shown that KISS lead singer (and current world record holder for world’s largest tongue), Gene Simmons, is not the only mensch in rock. Steven Tyler, lead singer of the rock band Aerosmith, dedicated the group’s hit song “Dream On” to [...]

Keeping Watch

What are our intrepid UN peacekeepers up to today? They’re practicing their skills in observing and taking photos. Tomorrow they begin honing their renowned skills in videotaping.

Responding to More ISM Lies

Last week, Frontpage Magazine ran a report on the ISM’s terror connections, which included pictures – like the below – of ISM members holding guns while posing with terrorists. Now the ISM have responded. Recently, photos were posted on the internet showing five foreigners posing with members of the Palestinian security services in Jericho while [...]

T48

From time to time, I post about our Zionist weapons of mass destruction (such as Zionist Death Juice,TM Zionist Banana of Death,TM and the Zionist DraculatorTM). But the other side have not been standing idly by, and also have some weapons up their sleeve. Their latest is the Russian-made T48, otherwise known as the Creepy [...]

Spain to the Rescue

Lucky for us here in Israel, our safety is not in the hands of the French alone. We can also count on troops from Spain to keep the peace, utilizing their special skills in Gun kissing… Shaving… Hair fixing… “Disturbed soil” checking… And, umm..

Absolutely the Most Disturbing Picture You Will See in a Long Time

Warning: Clicking on this link could affect your eyesight.Update: You clicked on it, didn’t you?

What Are The French Peacekeepers Up to Today?

I can’t stress to you enough how secure I feel knowing I am being protected by people who can do the Riverdance.

Where There’s Smoke, There’s Fire Penn

Hollyood actor and outspoken Bush/war on terror critic Sean Penn seems to think that he is above the law. Sean Penn is a wanted man in Toronto after he brazenly broke Ontario’s draconian anti-smoking law by puffing on a cigarette at a press conference in a hotel. “He should be charged,” Health Promotion Minister Jim Watson [...]

Meanwhile, Back to Those French Peacekeepers

  Yep, still not doing anything.