Archive for October 3rd, 2006

Prince to the Rescue

The artist now known as Prince after formerly being known as the artist formerly known as Prince, (and ), has seemingly undergone his latest transformation. He’s now turned into Stephen Baldwin.  Prince was seized with a religious fervor recently at the after hours club Xenii. It’s already been established that Prince doesn’t want the DJ to play [...]

Oct 03, 2006 | 4 comments | View Post

Chocolate’s Da’ Bomb

The success of one of our most potent weapons, Zionist Death ChocolateTM has encouraged us to develop a new chocolate-themed weapon: the Zionist Choc Bomb.TM The Israeli occupation army left more than one and a half million cluster bombs and thousands of unexploded phosphoric rockets, as well as anti-personnel and anti-vehicle mines, after 33 days [...]

Oct 03, 2006 | 6 comments | View Post