Chocolate’s Da’ Bomb
Aussie Dave | Oct 03, 2006 | 6 comments
The success of one of our most potent weapons, Zionist Death ChocolateTM has encouraged us to develop a new chocolate-themed weapon: the Zionist Choc Bomb.TM
The Israeli occupation army left more than one and a half million cluster bombs and thousands of unexploded phosphoric rockets, as well as anti-personnel and anti-vehicle mines, after 33 days of war against Lebanon. A Lebanese newspaper said that a Lebanese army engineering unit has found bombs resembling to chocolate bars, in a neighborhood in the Wazzani town on the border with occupied Palestine. Dozens of people have been killed in cluster bombs after the war ended on July 14, many of them children. Dozens others were injured and in many cases maimed.
To give you an idea of our ingenuity, this is a picture of a regular, non-Zionist cluster bomb.
And this is a picture of our Zionist Choc Bomb:
And it doesn’t melt in napalm of your hand..
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General
The Mideast, 170 (October 3, 2006)
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This is a nasty thing because it is obvious that children were the ones aimed at.
Umm..it is not true, like all of these accusations.
*Sheesh* Do I have to provide a disclaimer before all of my posts which poke fun at the Arab conspiracy theory mongers?
Grroooooaaaannnnn at the joke. Israeli choc is good stuff but I’ll pass on Nes-ing. LOL
“Dozens of people have been killed in cluster bombs after the war ended on July 14, many of them children.” Hilarious.
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