Archive for October, 2006

Muslim Group Assisting Underprivileged Jews

Well, not exactly. But I bet I got your attention. The same Jewish group who gave food assistance to underprivileged Jews during Rosh Hashanah and Sukkot is now turning to help an unlikely crowd: underprivileged Muslims who will celebrate the end of the holy month of Ramadan next week with the holiday of Eid Al-Fiter. [...]

Crazy Like a Foxman

Ynetnews reports: Foxman receives highest French honor Let me guess..The Not Too Bad for a Jew award? Abe Foxman, National Director of the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) received the French Legion of Honor from French President Jacques Chirac in a ceremony held at the Elysee Palace in Paris on Monday. A statement released by the Anti Defamation [...]

When Yobbos Attack

It looks like Mel Gibson is not the only drunk Australian to take things out on the Jooooos. A Jewish man was racially abused then bashed in front of his two young children by a busload of country footballers drunk after a day at the races. Police are investigating the savage attack on Menachem Vorchheimer, [...]

PA Television Schedule for Wednesday, Oct 18th 2006

6:00AM: Morning prayers, live from the Sheikh ‘Ijlin Mosque in Gaza City   8:00AM: MTV (Martyrs Television)   12:00PM: “Beheaded” 12:30PM: “Welcome Back, Yasser”A compassionate leader returns to his people from exile, after the Zionists foolishly sign the Oslo accords. 1:00PM: RabboThe life and times of Yasser Abd Rabbo (120 mins, Ramallah, 2000) 3:00PM: Afternoon [...]

If I Had a DIME…Oh Wait, I Do!

Our latest weapon has been discovered: the Zionist Death DIME.TM This report has been triggered by the warning launched in mid-july by some doctors of Gaza hospitals, who, for the first time, have treated inexplicable wounds which, in at least 62 cases, have caused the amputation of a lower limb. The doctors have often asked [...]

Quote of the Day

Toward the end of the performance I attended, I heard one man choking back sobs and another snoring. I could sympathize with both responses. – Ben Brantley, in his NY Times review of the play My Name is Rachel Corrie

Faking It

Reuters have finally worked out a way they can get away with publishing fake photos. Reuters, the international news agency, has opened a virtual news bureau in Second Life, the massively popular online game. Second Life is a game where players are able to create animated characters, also known as avatars, and live in a [...]

PA Television Schedule for Monday, Oct 16th 2006

6:00AM: Morning prayers, live from the Sheikh ‘Ijlin Mosque in Gaza City   8:00AM: MTV (Martyrs Television)   12:00PM: Hez Bullah’s Day Off Hassan Nasrallah is determined to have a day off from fighting the Zionist entity, despite what Iran thinks of that (120 mins, 2006, Lebanon). 2:00PM: Fatah Knows Best   3:00PM: Afternoon sermon [...]

March of the Living Dead

Those pesky undead are at it again. You might have thought yesterday was the perfect day for sunbathing but others preferred lurching and moaning through the streets of Wellington. Dozens of people indulged their usually hidden zombie sides, spattering themselves with fake blood and marching “against the living” to mark Friday the 13th. Organiser Robbie [...]

PA Television Schedule for Saturday, Oct 13th 2006

6:00AM: Morning prayers, live from the Sheikh ‘Ijlin Mosque in Gaza City   8:00AM: MTV (Martyrs Television)   12:00PM: M*A*S*H*A*LThe staff at Khaled Mashal’s Syrian’s headquarters find that laughter is the best way to deal with their situation   11:00PM: RedbeardThe story of Hamas politician Muhammad Abu Tir (120 mins, 2006, Ramallah)   3:00PM: Afternoon [...]