Archive for November 19th, 2006
Putting Our Energy into Energy
Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Shale.TM
The Israeli process for producing energy from oil shale will cut its oil imports by one-third, and will serve as a guide for other countries with oil shale deposits, according to one company.
A.F.S.K. Hom Tov presented its oil shale processing method on Tuesday, outside Haifa and just down the [...]
Suicide Bono?
Before:
Irish rock star Bono says Prime Minister John Howard should look at
increasing Australia’s aid to third world countries as a way of
fighting terrorism.
After:
World’s greatest band explodes
Quote of the Day
“I see all Hamas and Jihad leaders moving about freely, continuing to provoke spirits. They must disappear, go to heaven, all of them. There is no room for compromise on this matter.”
- Avigdor Lieberman, Israeli Minister of Strategic Affairs
Heaven?!
