Archive for November, 2006

Jedi Delusions

AHN reports that the Jedi are fighting for their rights. Two self-proclaimed Jedi Knights have petitioned the United Nations to officially recognize their faith as a religion.   John Wilkinson and Charlotte Law, who calls themselves Umada and Yunyun based on their Jedi “religion,” have told the U.N. that the Jedi is worthy of being [...]

Uri and Bert

Ynetnews reports on a meeting between the “ultra-Orthodox” mayor of Jerusalem, and the openly gay mayor of Paris. And I could swear Ynet is having a bit of fun with this story. During the month where the city of Jerusalem was up in flames on the issue of the gay pride parade, it was the [...]

Putting Our Energy into Energy

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Shale.TM The Israeli process for producing energy from oil shale will cut its oil imports by one-third, and will serve as a guide for other countries with oil shale deposits, according to one company.   A.F.S.K. Hom Tov presented its oil shale processing method on Tuesday, outside Haifa and [...]

Suicide Bono?

Before: Irish rock star Bono says Prime Minister John Howard should look at increasing Australia’s aid to third world countries as a way of fighting terrorism. After: World’s greatest band explodes

Quote of the Day

“I see all Hamas and Jihad leaders moving about freely, continuing to provoke spirits. They must disappear, go to heaven, all of them. There is no room for compromise on this matter.” – Avigdor Lieberman, Israeli Minister of Strategic Affairs Heaven?!

Israeli News Briefs

The Spanish Foreign Minister has stated that there’s nothing in the new peace initiative proposed by Spain, France and Italy, “that Israel can reject.” Here’s 3 reasons to reject it off the top of my head: Spain, France, and Italy. Another one-sided UN resolution condemning Israel has been passed. But the good news is that [...]

Fabulous Terrorism

In honor of last week’s Gay Pride parade get together in Jerusalem. Gay Jihad..coming to a theatre near you (hat tip: Infidel Bloggers Alliance, via Isaac).

The Wrong Rove

Introducing Australia’s Opposition Leader: Opposition Leader Kim Beazley has committed another major blunder, confusing grieving TV host Rove McManus with White House strategist Karl Rove. McManus’s wife, actor Belinda Emmett, was farewelled at a funeral in Sydney today after succumbing to cancer last weekend at the age of 32. Mr Beazley began a press conference [...]

JIBs Page

JBlog Central has already created a JIBs page, as well as a forum for making suggestions, and discussing the upcoming awards. Please note that I am no longer involved with the JIBs. Which means:1) Do not ask me any questions pertaining to this year’s awards2) Feel free to nominate Israellycool when nominations open

Israeli News Briefs

No surprises here: The Lebanese have confirmed the flow of arms to Hizbullah from Syria. The question is: With this flow of arms, will heads roll? Israeli Defence Minister/Socialist Amir Peretz has slammed a generous offer by Israeli tycoon Arcadi Gaydamak to pay for hundreds of Sderot residents to drive to Eilat far away from [...]