Archive for December 8th, 2006

Putting the “Air” Into the Plane

Now for some toilet humor.
It may be one problem airline security officials never envisioned — a passenger lighting matches in flight to mask odors from her flatulence.
The woman’s actions resulted in an emergency landing on Monday in Nashville of an American Airlines flight bound for Dallas from Washington, D.C., said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for [...]

Advice Received

A few days ago, I posted about Binyamin “Bibi” Netanyahu’s new blog. At the time, I said:
I assume this is why the blog is in Hebrew. But given his gift of the gab, I certainly hope he soon launches an English blog to reach readers from around the world.
Well, someone’s listening.
Opposition Leader Binyamin Netanyahu intends [...]

Singing on the Plane

Palestinian/Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh tries his hand at bathroom singing..

“I’m too sexy for Hamas too sexy for HamasNow get on the bus
And I’m too sexy for my partyToo sexy for my partyNow do the disco bombing
I’m the leader you know what I meanAnd I do my little turn on the catmeatYeah on the catmeat on [...]