Jesus Has Left the Building
Aussie Dave | Dec 11, 2006 | 3 comments
Not quite turning the other cheek.
A board member at the Melbourne Islamic school which recently expelled students for desecrating the Bible has been bashed by a man who claims he’s Jesus and who police fear is armed.Samir Mohandis, a member of the board of the East Preston Islamic College, said he suffered head injures during the attack by an unknown assailant who entered the schoolground about 4.45pm on Friday.Police said the attacker, a man aged in his 30s, appeared to have been holding a firearm.—-The attacker is described as being about 180cm tall and of muscular build with a tattoo on his right forearm.He had straight dark brown hair and at the time of the incident was wearing a grey t-shirt and dark trousers.
About the Author
An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General
Never forget these simple truths:
1) Should Jesus will return as the Messiah, he will only eat in kosher homes and restaurants
2) Jesus celebrated Hannukah, not Christmas
Jesus probably did celebrate Hannukah, but that doesn’t mean he did not celebrate his birthday (though he would probably dislike the commercialism of the holiday in today’s society.) And as far as the kosher thing goes, I wonder if he would still adhear to the laws of the Old Testament, considering himself to be the New Testament (didn’t people get pissed off at him for working miracles on the Sabbath?)
You get a present, wear a funny hat, friends come over for pizza and you mother wishes you’d live to 120.
3 out of 4 ain’t bad.
I believe that was a case of violating the Sabbath by making a salve. See John 9:14.
He most probably was similar to today’s Reform Jews: do what you want.
This, of course, is assuming that at least these tales in the new testament are not fiction.
Shy Guy