Archive for January, 2007

Buried Where He’s Welcome

Welcome home, Ilan.

The body of a French Jew who was kidnapped and tortured to death last year by a gang seeking ransom will be taken to Israel for burial.
 
Ilan Halimi will be flown to Israel and buried in Jerusalem’s Givat Shaul cemetery Feb. 9.
 
The Halimi family, led by Ilan’s mother Ruth, will accompany the body [...]

Word on the Street

Some things are just so wrong.

Wahhabi Wacko?

I guess Michael Jackson has not converted to Islam after all…well, not yet anyway.
Jermaine Jackson said on Monday he wants his brother Michael to convert to Islam; and he believes the reclusive superstar has given it serious thought.
“Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim because I think it’s a great protection for him from [...]

Terror Attack in Eilat

See below for updates
A palestinian suicide bomber has murdered two people after blowing himself up in an Eilat bakery.
 
I guess the palestinians got bored of just killing each other.
 
Both Islamic Jihad and “moderate” Mahmoud’s Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades have both scrambled to claim responsibility for this latest atrocity. There’s no PR quite like maiming and killing Jews.
 
This marks the first ever suicide [...]

Bet You Didn’t Know They Were Jewish #8

Today’s Jew:

Is a successful British Pop and R&B singer, selling over 13 million albums worldwideCan count Elton John as a fan (Elton has been quoted as saying “If there is a better singer in England than [today's mystery Jew], then I am Margaret Thatcher.”
Is also a favorite of Usher, Quincy Jones, Beyonce and P. Diddy
Has [...]

More Hot Air

Introducing our latest invention: Zionist Death Balloons.TM(hat tip: Israellycool readers)

An Israeli promotional campaign involving balloons caused panic among Lebanese civilians Saturday when the wind carried them over the border into southern Lebanon.
 
The Lebanese media reported that some civilians were hospitalized after inhaling the gas in the balloons.
 
However, the photographs published on the Web [...]

How Bizarre

Via Harry, I have discovered this blog about Black Zionists who supposedly support Israel.
According to the site, we can count on support from the likes of Sean “Puff Daddy”/Diddy/Whatever He Calls Himself These Days, Magic Johnson (”It has come to our attention that Magic Johnson is a huge supporter of Israel. BZ sources tell us [...]

I Almost Forgot..

..that today is Australia Day.

And in case you are wondering why I chose the above picture, I ask you: what better way to recognize Australia Day, support a good cause, and continue the recent duck theme on this blog?

And speaking of ducks, there were a few of those today as we showed the English who’s [...]

Oy to the Vey

Try explaining this to the Hulkster.
The producer of an all-Israeli porn flick is under attack from rabbis who say his use of a food-certification symbol ain’t kosher.
Yesterday, Tight Fit Productions of Van Nuys, Calif., the purveyors of “Assraelis,” which was shot entirely in Israel with all-local talent, and in Hebrew (with, uh, English subtitles), received [...]

Favorite Joke Thread

Here’s my favorite joke. Ever.
A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk, “Got any duck food?”“No”, says the clerk, “we don’t sell duck food.”“OK”, says the duck and walks out.The next day the duck walks into the pharmacy and aks “Got any duck food?”The clerk once again replies, “No, like I told you, [...]