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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:50:33 +0000

Does anyone know the rest of the joke that ends ……I don’t know but it’s eating my popcorn.??? Thanks Mary

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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 18:32:38 +0000

I first heard the duck story about a year ago, as a rabbit going into a butcher’s shop and asking “Have you got any carrots?”____I think it works better that way than with a duck.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:21:57 +0000

Well, this is a bird joke so I hope it fits.

A Chinese guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Hey, he’s neat. Where’d you get him?”

The parrot says, “China, there’s a billion of ‘em.”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 00:38:28 +0000

three men die and go to heaven.

st. peter meets them at the pearly gates and tells them there is only one rule in heaven.

don’t step on any ducks.

they agree and upon entering heaven realize what st. peter has said.

there are ducks everywhere.

ring necks.

mallards.

flying.

walking.

chicks.

everywhere.

as luck would have it, one of the men steps on a duck the first day.

out of nowhere st. peter appears, chain in one hand, he attaches the legging to his ankle. on the other end of the chain is the most hideous woman he has ever seen.

st. peter walks off without saying a word.

weeks go by and the second man steps on a duck.

out of nowhere st. peter appears, chain in one hand, he attaches the legging to his ankle. on the other end of the chain is the most hideous woman he has ever seen.

st. peter walks off without saying a word.

the third man is from here on very careful, and actually becomes very adept at avoiding the ducks.

one day st. peter approaches, chain in one hand. the legging goes around his ankle. on the other end of the chain is the most beutiful woman he has ever seen.

i don’t know what i have done to be chained to such a vision as yourself for all of eternity, he says.

i don’t know about you, but i stepped on a duck, is her reply.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:48:04 +0000

and a Duck Joke Sort of

sorry for the muiltple posts of the last joke

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.” The other cow replies, “I ain’t worried, it don’t affect us ducks.”

Brian

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:44:15 +0000

A new Teacher starts School just graduating from Berkley she asked which of her students were liberal she asked them to raise their hand

(The Kids) Wanting to impress the teacher all the kids raised their hands except one

(The teacher) wondering why the one student didn’t raise her hand the teacher asked why she was not a liberal

(A proud little girl) Responded my parents are Conservatives so I am on too

(The Teacher) Thinking for a second she responds if your parents were morons would you be one too?

(The proud little Girl) Responds NO then I would be a liberal:-)

Thanks for Reading

Brian

From the USA

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:08:22 +0000

A new Teacher starts School just graduating from Berkley she asked which of her students were liberal she asked them to raise their hand

(The Kids) Wanting to impress the teacher all the kids raised their hands except one

(The teacher) wondering why the one student didn’t raise her hand the teacher asked why she was not a liberal

(A proud little girl) Responded my parents are Conservatives so I am on too

(The Teacher) Thinking for a second she responds if your parents were morons would you be one too?

(The proud little Girl) Responds NO then I would be a liberal:-)

Thanks for Reading

Brian

From the USA