Archive for February 9th, 2007

The Object

All seemed to be going well for palestinian leaders Mahmoud Abbas, Khaled Meshaal, and Ismail Haniyeh. That is, until, they came across a strange contraption.

“I think it might be a large hand dryer.”

“I don’t know. Perhaps it is some kind of telephone?”

” What are you numbskulls talking about? It is clearly a camera!”
A few hours [...]

Death of a Celebrity

But bad taste lives.
One of the most discussed topics in the news and blogosphere at the moment, is the untimely death of Hollywood celebrity Anna Nicole Smith.
Her death saddens me, as does the death of every human being (I don’t include those involved in terrorism). But that isn’t the point of this post.
I feel compelled [...]

Israeli News Briefs

Hamas and Fatah have signed a unity government deal. No comment has yet been made as to whether they will now be known as Hatah or Fatas.
UNIFIL has confirmed Israel’s version of events that concluded in an exchange of fire between the IDF and Lebanese Army at the border yesterday. Meanwhile, the flying pig has [...]