Israeli News Briefs

  • Hamas and Fatah have signed a unity government deal. No comment has yet been made as to whether they will now be known as Hatah or Fatas.
  • UNIFIL has confirmed Israel’s version of events that concluded in an exchange of fire between the IDF and Lebanese Army at the border yesterday. Meanwhile, the flying pig has reportedly violated Lebanese air space.
  • Egypt has protested the Jerusalem dig (but clearly did not dig the Jerusalem protest)
  • 5 palestinians have been killed in a gas station explosion in Ramallah. While Israel has yet to be explicitly blamed for this, palestinians are blaming Israel for fueling anarchy.
  • It may be that the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain..but it’s the planes from Spain that you have to worry about.
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    An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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    1. Anonymous says:

      “Egypt has protested the Jerusalem dig (but clearly did not dig the Jerusalem protest)”
      Seriously, I am sick and tired of these stone throwers.
      I do think that Israel should take control of the temple mount and take the heat for doing so (everybody is angry now anyway).
      The “Muslims” can have it back when they have grown up.

    2. Anonymous says:

      planes from spain:

      a british ariways pilot was preparing to depart from berlin’s airport.

      after being cleared to leave the gate he made a mistake.

      he turned onto the taxiway going the wrong direction.

      having realized his error, he immediately contacted the tower.

      the tower controller launched into a tirade. demeaning the british pilot as well as his nationality.

      continuing in full german throat asked , ” have you never been to berlin before?”

      came the reply from the pilot, “yes sir i have, back in ’44. didn’t land though. just flew over and dropped a few things off.”

      from the tower, silence.

    3. Anonymous says:

      when they have grown up.

      yeah.

      good luck with that.

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