The Object
All seemed to be going well for palestinian leaders Mahmoud Abbas, Khaled Meshaal, and Ismail Haniyeh. That is, until, they came across a strange contraption.
“I think it might be a large hand dryer.”
“I don’t know. Perhaps it is some kind of telephone?”
A few hours later, as the trio started to feel sick, the horrible truth dawned on them.
It was, of course, a Zionist Death Ray.TM
































