The Object
February 09, 2007 | Aussie Dave | Comments 9
All seemed to be going well for palestinian leaders Mahmoud Abbas, Khaled Meshaal, and Ismail Haniyeh. That is, until, they came across a strange contraption.
“I think it might be a large hand dryer.”
“I don’t know. Perhaps it is some kind of telephone?”
” What are you numbskulls talking about? It is clearly a camera!”
A few hours later, as the trio started to feel sick, the horrible truth dawned on them.
It was, of course, a Zionist Death Ray.TM
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About the Author: An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.
“Mystery contraption found at a terrorists’ toga party”
Good to see the Saudis were able to get the palestinians to do something that the USA could never have done…..wear Togas.
Maybe thats the secret to peace, wearing togas, then again neither the Greeks or the Romans would have been very good at that whole new fangled ‘pacifism at all costs’ thing.
Im also kind of wondering why they are wearing an article of ancient clothing that has absolutely no cultural significance to them what so ever.
Those must be Martha Stewart sheets .. so chic.
I thought it was a Zionist x-ray camera. It’s super camera goes right through their togas and instantly sends the pictures to every cellphone within 3 time zones.
What is that thing ? Does anyone know ? Is it a security camera ?
Beam me up Scottie!
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