The Object


All seemed to be going well for palestinian leaders Mahmoud Abbas, Khaled Meshaal, and Ismail Haniyeh. That is, until, they came across a strange contraption.

“I think it might be a large hand dryer.”

“I don’t know. Perhaps it is some kind of telephone?”

” What are you numbskulls talking about? It is clearly a camera!”

A few hours later, as the trio started to feel sick, the horrible truth dawned on them.

It was, of course, a Zionist Death Ray.TM

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A lawyer by education, David Lange - founder and managing editor of Israellycool - found his calling in advocating for Israel and the Jewish people. He is available for public speaking engagements.