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February 9th, 2007

The Object

Aussie Dave

All seemed to be going well for palestinian leaders Mahmoud Abbas, Khaled Meshaal, and Ismail Haniyeh. That is, until, they came across a strange contraption.

object1 The Object

“I think it might be a large hand dryer.”

object2 The Object

“I don’t know. Perhaps it is some kind of telephone?”

object3 The Object
” What are you numbskulls talking about? It is clearly a camera!”

A few hours later, as the trio started to feel sick, the horrible truth dawned on them.

object4 The Object

It was, of course, a Zionist Death Ray.TM

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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