Five Random Facts About Terrorist Muqtada al-Sadr
February 16, 2007 | Aussie Dave | Comments 5
1. He is fighting what he believes is the moral decay of the West. Yet the real decay is right below his nose.
2. Has spent his life in pursuit of 72 virgins, but has instead ended up with 72 cavities.
3. Fled to Iran because they offered a better dental plan.
4. Rumor has it that he was a favorite of late terrorist Yasser Arafat. Something about providing good suction.
5. You don’t want to know where his finger was.
2. Has spent his life in pursuit of 72 virgins, but has instead ended up with 72 cavities.
3. Fled to Iran because they offered a better dental plan.
4. Rumor has it that he was a favorite of late terrorist Yasser Arafat. Something about providing good suction.
5. You don’t want to know where his finger was.
(Tip of the hat to Gateway Pundit via Meryl for the picture)
Update: He would certainly make this list.
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About the Author: An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.
That bloated barbarian should have been mowed down in 2004 when four private contractors were murdered in Fallujah, their bodies pulled out of a burning vehicle, hacked by angry Iraqis, dragged behind a car and strung up on a bridge, for all to see.
6. Is said to be one of only five people in the world who have survived eating an entire US military jeep over the course of a week.
7. Believes that eating a second jeep will allow him access to heaven’s paradise, a special department of heaven for the best of the best.
8. Is one of the few people who have uttered the word “banana” more than 300 times while sleeping.
9. Has been told many times but still doesn’t understand the difference between Iraq and Iran.
10. He doesn’t know where his finger was.
More like 5 random fictions.
Best to stay away from reality, it doesn’t have quite the same utility.
This is what we call a humorous post.
Unlike you, I am not actually trying to pass off blatant lies as truth. But good luck with that.
He’s examining a huge boogie… hence the mystery of “where his finger was” is solved!