Archive for March, 2007

Kudos from NATO

Ha’aretz reports: The supreme commander of NATO operations in Europe and head of the U.S. European Command (EUCOM), John Craddock, has called Israel a “model state” and the United States’ closest ally in the Middle East. Craddock, speaking before the U.S. House Armed Services Committee in Washington Thursday, said Israel consistently and directly supported U.S. [...]

Faulty Vision

Ha’aretz reports: The Palestinians are exploring the possibility of participating in the Eurovision Song Contest next year, a Danish diplomat said Thursday. Two companies for artistic development, the Danish Superflex and the Palestinian Sabreen, have signed an agreement to lobby among Eurovision member states for the idea, and to help the Palestine Broadcasting Corp. with [...]

We Interrupt Our Normal Programming..

There are currently a number of posts and comments on a number of blogs accusing me of a number of things related to my past involvement with the Jewish and Israeli Blog (JIB) awards. While I would love to ignore the comments and be the “bigger” person, the public nature of these comments is forcing [...]

Palestinian Deportation

It seems to be a taboo subject. Except when it is not Israel talking about it. Libya wants to deport Palestinians to the Gaza Strip, to avoid their permanent settlement in Libya, and facilitate their right to return to the occupied territories. Libya’s Al-Jamahiriya daily said on Tuesday that Libya intended to expel the Palestinians [...]

Quote of the Day

“I decapitated with my blessed right hand the head of the American Jew, Daniel Pearl, in Karachi Pakistan” – Admitted 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh “Chewbacca” Mohammed, from a Pentagon transcript of his tribunal at Guantanamo Bay.   He is also recorded as saying “I don’t like to kill people.”   Hell is beckoning, oh evil and [...]

Fowl Tactics

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Chicken.TM Otherwise known as the I81, their purpose is simple. While the palestinian farmers are busy trying to catch the little buggers (they are twice as fast as regular chickens), covert Zionist agents are busy stealing olives from their trees. * Of course, you know I’m joking. But no [...]

“Here’s How It’s Done, Amir”

In this photo released by the Israeli Government Press Office, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert looks with binoculars toward Gaza during a visit to the area, Tuesday, March 13, 2007. A commission of inquiry into the actions of Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and other senior officials during last summer’s war in Lebanon said Tuesday it [...]

The Party of Uncovered Meat

Australia’s fun-loving Sheik Taj al-Din al-Hilaly has decided that its time to throw his hat kufi in to the ring, and form a political party. Top Islamic cleric Taj el-Dene Elhilaly is “urgently” working towards forming a new political party. Speaking through an interpreter, the Sheik said that Australian Muslims need proper political representation as [...]

Ambassado-masochist

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Gimp.TM Israel’s ambassador to El Salvador has been recalled following an incident a few weeks ago when, according to Foreign Ministry officials, he was found naked, drunk, bound and gagged in his yard. Foreign Ministry officials said Monday, after details of the incident appeared in Ma’ariv, that he was [...]

French Poorformance

I’m still scratching my head over this. Two French performance artists‚Äô nudity, simulated violence and sex acts, and use of faux-urine and feces, shocked the crowd and even the promoter at Dahl Arts Center on Wednesday.   After stripping off their grubby clothes, the pair gobbled potato chips and spit them on the crowd, vomited [...]