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Hamouse

Meet Farfur, a mouse with serious issues.
The Hamas Television is using a clone of Disney’s Mickey Mouse to teach children to hate Israel and America, and aspire to Islam’s inevitable and impending world domination.The squeaky-voiced Mickey Mouse lookalike, named Farfur, is the star of a weekly children’s program called Tomorrow’s Pioneers on the official Hamas [...]

Why the Hoff Was Hasseled

Those of you who have seen the latest video of actor/singer David Hasselhoff may be wondering how he went from driving KITT to being driven to drink.
It is rather simple really. Beautiful women wanting to sleep with him.
David Hasselhoff snubbed beautiful fans of his hit TV show Baywatch, preferring to spend his nights drinking alcohol [...]

Not Well Grounded

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Flying Checkpoint of Death.TM
The Israeli forces arrested two Palestinian youths at a flying checkpoint at the eastern entrance to Qalqilia, in the northern West Bank, on Sunday at noon.
The two were arrested after bomb expects searched the vehicle they were traveling in.
The arrestees remained unidentified, but were reportedly traveling in [...]