Next up, we have a story involving the words “Bill Clinton”, “Twistin’ the oldies,” “playful”, ”cross words“, and “buff.” Amazingly enough, it has nothing to do with any new sexual indiscretions on his part. Former U.S. President Bill Clinton has a new pastime far from fund raising for worthy causes — designing a crossword puzzle for [...]
Believe it or not, tucked away in this post from the Guardian’s music blog is an attack on yours truly. Elsewhere it was popstar blogs getting news hacks in a fluster. Rocky Gray from Evanescence let it “slip” that singer Amy Lee had gagged him after leaving the band – cue mass-media hysteria – while [...]
Paris Hilton – recently sentenced to 45-days in jail – wants us all to know why we should help her stay out. Paris Hilton has urged fans to sign a petition to keep her out of jail because she “provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives”. The 26-year-old was ordered by a [...]
Farfur the not-so-friendly-genocidal mouse is under attack from the House of Mickey. The only surviving child of Walt Disney has called Hamas “pure evil” for using Mickey Mouse to teach Islamic radicalism to children. Diane Disney Miller said she was disgusted that a rip-off of her father’s iconic cartoon character was being used on [...]
While Israel is taking its charity seriously… The Foreign Ministry intends to implement a $5 million-aid plan for Darfur refugees in the near future. The recommendations for aid where submitted to Foreign Ministry Director General Aharon Abramovitch, and they must be approved by Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni. The aid will consist of budget funds as [...]
Farid Ghadry, President of the Reform Party of Syria: As a Syrian and a Muslim, I have always had this affinity for the State of Israel. As a businessman and an advocate of the free economic system of governance, Israel to me represents an astounding economic success in the midst of so many Arab failures. [...]
With Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip visiting Washington DC, US President George Bush spoke to the Queen at a special ceremony on the White House lawn… “After all, you‚Äôve dined with 10 US presidents. You helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17 – 1976.” Drats! What can I do to rescue the situation? [...]
Meet Farfur, a mouse with serious issues. The Hamas Television is using a clone of Disney’s Mickey Mouse to teach children to hate Israel and America, and aspire to Islam’s inevitable and impending world domination.The squeaky-voiced Mickey Mouse lookalike, named Farfur, is the star of a weekly children’s program called Tomorrow’s Pioneers on the official [...]
Those of you who have seen the latest video of actor/singer David Hasselhoff may be wondering how he went from driving KITT to being driven to drink. It is rather simple really. Beautiful women wanting to sleep with him. David Hasselhoff snubbed beautiful fans of his hit TV show Baywatch, preferring to spend his nights [...]
Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Flying Checkpoint of Death.TM The Israeli forces arrested two Palestinian youths at a flying checkpoint at the eastern entrance to Qalqilia, in the northern West Bank, on Sunday at noon. The two were arrested after bomb expects searched the vehicle they were traveling in. The arrestees remained unidentified, but were [...]
