Archive for July, 2007

Protocols of the Elders of Moron

Someone please tell me this is a joke. Nelson Mandela and five other senior statesmen will today form themselves into a team of international troubleshooters called “The Elders”. The initiative, funded by Sir Richard Branson, will be launched in Johannesburg during celebrations marking Mr Mandela’s 89th birthday. The former South African president, who spent 27 [...]

When Comedians Attack

I just lovitz: Two of America’s most famous “geek” comedians, Saturday Night Live stars Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick, have brawled in an LA comedy club over the decade-old shooting death of fellow comedian Phil Hartman. The fight occurred at the Laugh Factory, Hollywood, this month and was witnessed by club owner Jamie Masada. “Jon [...]

Hiatus

This blog will be on temporary hiatus within the next 24 hours while it is migrated to WordPress. And then it’ll be back better than ever. If I have anything to say, I’ll post it on my backup blog at http://israellycool.blogspot.com. Thanks for your patience.

Spy Squirrels

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Squirrels.TM Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody – because they are suspected of spying.   Britain’s latest secret weapon? The rodents were found near the Iranian border allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices.   The reports have come from the official Islamic Republic News [...]

Preparing for the Move

Sorry for the relative lack of posting, but besides my usual work commitments, I have been spending a fair bit of time preparing for my move this week to WordPress. My hope is that the move will improve the Israellycool experience for each one of you – whether this be manifest by more user friendly [...]

Creating a Buzz

If like me, you thought it was pretty sick that Farfur the Martyr Mouse had a human grandfather, then wait until you meet his cousin. Saraa, child host: Who are you, and where did you come from?Nahoul the Bee: I am Nahoul. Saraa: Nahoul who? Nahoul: I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin. Saraa: What do you want? [...]

Australian Aid Worker Discovers the Truth About The Palestinian Agenda

Here is an excerpt from the film The Road to Jenin, by French director Pierre Rehov, in which Australian aid worker Daryl Jones recounts how she came to Jenin to aid the palestinians, but later realized she was being duped.

Her Royal Hiny

The BBC has apologized to Queen Elizabeth (to whom I refer as Her Royal Hiny, since she does not do much more than sit on her butt all day) for “mistakenly showing footage that wrongly implied she walked out of a portrait session during a documentary.” The BBC showing something misleading? I am shocked I [...]

Separated at Birth

Libyan defense lawyer Osman al-Bizanti, and Australian media personality Derryn Hinch.

Guest Post: “Kosher” Certification of a Different Kind

And now for something a little different….a guest post. This one is from Israellycool friend, political analyst and journalist Jeremy Wimpfheimer (who also featured on an Israellycool podcast here). Israeli restaurant owners are well accustomed to the question ‚ÄúDo you have a Teuda?,‚Äù referring to the official certificate deeming all food and food preparation to [...]