Rumors

Ynetnews reports:

Syrian Foreign Minister Walid Moallem on Thursday evening denied the report that he had met with Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni at the United Nations headquarters in New York.

“Israel is spreading these rumors in the Israeli press,” the Syrian minister told the Arab satellite channel al-Jazeera.

Here are some other rumors that may or may not have been spread by us cheeky Zionists.

1. Syrian Foreign Minister Walid Moallem is the lost twin of former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.

2. He is not averse to the odd jelly donut.

3. Syrian President Bashar Assad sleeps at night with a teddy bear called Snuggles.

4. Besides their nuclear cooperation, North Korean and Iranian scientists are also working on a new type of platform shoe for their respective leaders.

5. There are actually homosexuals in Iran (ok, this one is actually true).

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