Archive for October, 2007
Joke of the Day
Chutzpah, thy name is Israeli Arab Knesset members.
Israeli Arab lawmakers responded angrily Wednesday to proposed legislation that would prevent anyone who travels to a country classified as an enemy state from serving as a Knesset member.
The Knesset plenum approved proposals for two bills on this issue in preliminary readings on Wednesday.
The bills were drafted by [...]
Gaza Strippers
Introducing our most diabolical weapon yet: Zionist Death Booty.TM
The Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness – poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetized belts – in its bizarreness.
According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned [...]
Musick
Introducing Hamas’ latest weapon: Creepy terrorist boy band.
Hamas militants have launched a new weapon in their struggle with Israel: a troupe of honey-voiced singers known as Protectors of the Homeland.
Wearing crisply pressed fatigues in urban camouflage blue, the six band members gather each day to practise in an old office within the Gaza City police [...]
Global Incidents
Now this is just plain scary (hat tip: Mrs Aussie Dave).
Afterthought: Perhaps they need to add a new category: Google-facilitated incidents
Israeli News Briefs – October 30th, 2007
While the EU has urged Israel to reconsider cuts in the energy supply to Gaza, palestinian terrorists have continued their rocket and mortar attacks on Israel.
Israeli Foreign Minister Livni to China: We must stop Iran
China to Israeli Foreign Minister Livni: 你他妈的
The palestinians are still having trouble with the concept of “negotiation.”
Disclosing you have prostate cancer [...]
Leave Israel Alone
Inspired by this (hat tip: JPost BlogCentral).
Israeli News Briefs – October 29th, 2007
The palestinian soccer team is blaming Israel after it missed its World Cup qualifying match. In other news, the palestinians have a soccer team eligible to try qualify for the World Cup, despite the fact that they do not have a country.
We really should Ban Ki-moon.
A palestinian traffic police officer has died after misusing his [...]
Quote(s) of the Day
“Olmert should not resign because of his condition..this type of illness will not impair his functioning… [He should resign] despite the tumor, because of his failures.”
- Member of Knesset Arieh Eldad (National Union-National Religious Party), after PM Olmert’s announcement that he has prostate cancer
“The PM doesn’t have to resign because of his condition, but he [...]
The Perils of Being a Zombie
It’s not always easy being undead.
Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveller dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police.
The 24-year-old man fell into a drunken slumber on his way home from a Halloween party in Hamburg, police in the northern town of Bad Segeberg said.
Believing his [...]
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