DL: “See? That’s where I shot a giant spitwad on the ceiling of UN General Assembly chamber over the Communist Chinese ambassador’s seat. It has been leaking on the Chinese representative for decades. I may not get justice anytime soon for my people, but it does provide satisfaction”
GWB: “Golly gee. I do believe I can see it.”
DL: “You owe me five bucks.”
GWB: “Alright. I’ll pay up.”
DL: [Smiles...]
GWB: “Hey, I’ve got an idea you can help me with…”
See that Canadian goose? I blew one away just like that with my .308 Winchester at 100 yards! POW! Head came right off its shoulders. *chuckle* You shoulda seen it.
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DL: “See? That’s where I shot a giant spitwad on the ceiling of UN General Assembly chamber over the Communist Chinese ambassador’s seat. It has been leaking on the Chinese representative for decades. I may not get justice anytime soon for my people, but it does provide satisfaction”
GWB: “Golly gee. I do believe I can see it.”
DL: “You owe me five bucks.”
GWB: “Alright. I’ll pay up.”
DL: [Smiles...]
GWB: “Hey, I’ve got an idea you can help me with…”
See that flying pig? Just over to the left, right over its wingtip, is the Middle East peace…
“Look! A dead bird!”
I tricked out my pad with compact fluorescents, you really should consider doing that here. It would make the White House more white.
So then the elephant says, “Those were never my Feet!”
Get it, feet? George, his snout…
Oh, nevermind.
“Second to the right, and straight on till morning.”
DL: So that is where the voices come from huh?
GB: Yep, if you wait a minute maybe you can hear it too…….
See that Canadian goose? I blew one away just like that with my .308 Winchester at 100 yards! POW! Head came right off its shoulders. *chuckle* You shoulda seen it.
DL: So, we must thank God for all that happens to us.
GW: You been workin’ out Mr. Lama?
“Well, George, since you ask, I’m not going to sell my oil futures until they get right about there”
First I wipe it this way, then I wipe it that way. Simple, huh, George?
OK, this one’s just egregious:
“The U.S. President toured a high-rise construction project with the Dalai Lama on Official Kilt Day.”
“Is that B-52 fully loaded?”