Gaza Strippers

Introducing our most diabolical weapon yet: Zionist Death Booty.TM

lollipop-idf.jpgThe Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness – poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetized belts – in its bizarreness.

According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys. The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman – an IDF soldier – shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.

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  • Captain_Lewis

    Excellent! Photos, please. (have seen some of those videos of hottie israeli soldier women)

  • Benji

    I really need to meet an Israeli girl.

  • stormin1961

    what a way to go!

  • James

    Is there no limit to the Zionist apes and pigs deviousness….

    I’m really impressed about how much the miniaturisation of hand guns has come on if one that can kill crowds of rioters can be hidden in a strippers knickers.

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  • Jeff

    While I can’t stop laughing at this and the boy band, I have to wonder what type of universe I feel into when world opinion and leaders actually take these people seriously and meet with them!

  • Darnell Clayton

    You got to be kidding me!

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  • FC

    This seems to be an old journalists’ pub story. A couple years ago a mysterious stripper was supposedly doing the same thing to the Taliban. Total bull, I’m sure.

  • Apostic

    “…shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.”

    I’d suspect this from someone not reliably experienced with women in underwear.

  • JWF

    Dave, sorry for the mixup. Saw your most recent comments. Didn’t realize where Ben Hur had gotten it.

  • Grumpy (USA)

    I am afraid this will backfire by encouraging more attacks!

  • Machiavelli

    Linked to your story at my site.

    Great catch, too funny. Keep up the good blogging!

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  • Kofi Anonymous

    DId you check the date on the original INN item? It’s from 2001…

  • udo

    Im Ernst, das ist REALSATIERE.

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  • Stag Parties MN

    Awesome blog, I’ve been a reader of your blog for a while now, probably one of the best I have come across, very informative.. Keep up the great work, Josh.

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