Gaza Strippers

Introducing our most diabolical weapon yet: Zionist Death Booty.TM

lollipop-idf.jpgThe Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness – poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetized belts – in its bizarreness.

According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys. The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman – an IDF soldier – shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.

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20 thoughts on “Gaza Strippers”

  1. Is there no limit to the Zionist apes and pigs deviousness….

    I’m really impressed about how much the miniaturisation of hand guns has come on if one that can kill crowds of rioters can be hidden in a strippers knickers.

  2. While I can’t stop laughing at this and the boy band, I have to wonder what type of universe I feel into when world opinion and leaders actually take these people seriously and meet with them!

  3. This seems to be an old journalists’ pub story. A couple years ago a mysterious stripper was supposedly doing the same thing to the Taliban. Total bull, I’m sure.

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