Finding Name-o
Since yesterday’s post on the Creepy Bearded Terrorist Boy Band, I have been giving it some thought and can’t help but think that their name – Protectors of the Homeland – is not very catchy.
Being the helpful guy that I am, I’m offering some alternative names.
Force 17 *
The (Sons of Pigs and) Monkees
* on second thoughts, Force 17 is Fatah, so this one is perhaps a non-starter
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Van Hatin
AC/BC
Crash Test Dhimmis
Sgt. Yasser’s Lonely Martyrs Clubbed Band
Oh and Weird Al-Yankthemselves.
(Unless Weird Al-Quds sounds funnier)
Laurrrence Siiiimmmon!
Love the input! I think I was restricting myself to boy band names, and not thinking like you were.
My favorite? Sgt. Yasser’s Lonely Martyrs Clubbed Band.
OuttaSYNC
Dead Zeppelin
New Martyrs on the Block
Semtex Pistols
Death Cab for Abdul
Pillage People
Koran Koran
Flock of A-holes
Radiobomb
Exploding Light Orchestra
The Beaters (Beatles, Beaters… never mind…)
Completely Covered Ladies
The (Rotten) Police
Talking Deads
The Yasser Arafat Experience
Guns N Virgins
IED Speedwagon
Steely Imam
The Grateful Dead (Oops, already been done)
Good stuff! Keep ‘em coming.
Kassamtana
Screeding Jewslaughter Medievil (OK, that’s pretty bad).
The Slaying Parson’s Project
Block Shabbat
Emerson, Lake, and Bomber
Belt-on John
Or just simply:
“the Splodeydopers”
nuf sed
How about…”The Throwing Stones”
Megadeath (appologies to Megadeth)