Banned in Syria

Bloggers have been all over the story about Syria’s blocking of Facebook due to what seems to be “fears of Israeli ‘infiltration’ of Syrian social networks on the Net.”

What no-one has picked up on are the real motivations for the ban imposed by Bashar “Dorktator” Assad.

Thankfully, you know you can rely on me to shed light.

Here are the real reasons for the ban.

  • Muammar Gaddafi kept poking him and, frankly, it started to get old.
  • His Foreign Minister Walid al-Moualem kept getting friend requests from former friends and colleagues of Ariel Sharon.
  • He got frustrated with Scrabulous after his word “Jewpig” was not recognized.
  • Too many imposters.

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