Britney in a Burqa?

From the Sun (UK):

SINGER Britney Spears will be ordered to cover her face with a veil and wear a full-length Islamic dress when she weds her British boyfriend, it was revealed last night.

She is planning marriage No3 to Muslim Adnan Ghalib, 35, who she hopes will help keep her on the straight and narrow so she can win back custody of her two sons.

But the only way Brummie cameraman Adnan’s strictly religious family will accept her is if she converts to the Islamic faith.

Astonishingly, party girl Brit, 26, is keen to do it – even though it will mean ditching the booze. The singer, famed for stepping out without her knickers, has even told friends she plans to wear a burka, or even a naqib, which leaves only the eyes visible.

One of her pals said: “She is really keen to do it.

“It would be a mark of respect to Adnan and his family, and it would give her the anonymity she’s craving.

“Adnan’s Muslim beliefs could be Britney’s saviour.”

Friends believe the couple had planned to tie the knot on a trip to Mexico last week, but put it on hold.

Her relationship with Adnan has stunned his parents, too. His mum Saghar teaches the Koran at home, while his dad Hussain attends the mosque daily.

Now, that would be a great reality show.

(Cross-posted, somewhat embarrassingly, at Elder of Ziyon)

Aussie Dave adds: No more of this, I guess (kissing a Jew-lover is forbidden).

Aussie Dave adds (again): Now I am really confused.

Britney Spears has told family and friends she intends to marry her paparazzo lover Adnan Ghalib in a Scientology marriage ceremony.

The troubled singer, 26, phoned an aide with the news from a beach in Mexico, where she fled by private jet with Ghalib, 35, last week.

She is due to appear before a Los Angeles court tomorrow for the continuing battle over custody of her children.

A friend described her wedding plan as “hare-brained”, adding: “Brit blew a fuse again when she was told it would be an act of insanity to marry. Having a Scientology wedding is her way of giving her family a one-finger salute.”

Scientologists – its celebrity members include Tom Cruise and John Travolta – believe humans are descended from space aliens.

Update (Aussie Dave): More from Alarabiya:

The couple claim to be very much in love and the troubled star’s friends have reportedly said that she is so in love with him that she plans to marry him and convert to Islam, the UK’s News of The World (NOTW) reported.

—-

Spears, who was previously believed to be part of the mystic Jewish faith Kabbalah, is said to be talking about plans to fake her own death and move to Pakistan with her new lover, according to The Sun newspaper.

Update (Aussie Dave): Even more proof that you can’t take any of this news too seriously (via Sandmonkey).

About the Author

Elder of Ziyon may or may not be a real person. He (or she, or it) blogs at http://elderofziyon.blogspot.com/

Filed Under: Uncategorized

Tags: , ,



Comments (23)

Trackback URL | Comments RSS Feed

  1. Shy Guy says:

    Cover(ed) Girl.

  2. akak says:

    Good luck with the jiyza & submission thingy Brit!

  3. [...] end up giving you kidney trouble or bizarre food allergies or make your dog hate you. Or get you locked into submission to an oppressive, Patriarchal regime. SINGER Britney Spears will be ordered to cover her face with a veil and wear a full-length Islamic [...]

  4. psychotoddler says:

    Scientologists – its celebrity members include Tom Cruise and John Travolta – believe humans are descended from space aliens.

    Brittny is living proof of this.

  5. American Sabrah says:

    Going from brassieurs to burqas is a major transition for Britney. I’d really love to see a photo of her fully covered for the first time in her life since we are already acostumed to seeing her practically uncladded.

    Britney converting to Islam is very juicy indeed since Islam excoriates her primiscous lifestlye.Soon Paris Hilton will follow trailed by the Hollywood sluts. I feel sorry for the muslims in that regard.Who needs to be troubled with another degenirate? Its bad enough Madonna attracted to Judiasm but this takes the cake.

  6. islam and crazy western females says:

    Obama’s mother and her two different muslim men. Princess Diana. And now Britney. Islam seems just perfect for lost and confused (and mentally ill) little western girls, doesn’t it?

  7. Jack says:

    I don’t believe it. Don’t really care either, but I don’t believe it. She is floundering about trying to grab a hold of something, but this won’t be it.

  8. Shy Guy says:

    akak Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Good luck with the jiyza

    On the contrary. Only dhimmis like you and me have to pay jizya. If she converts, she goes tax free.

  9. Jonny Gee says:

    Gee, maybe they’ll cut off her clit!

  10. Jeff says:

    If half of Hollywood is Scientologist, and all the girls go the way of Islam, will Hollywood still be controlled by zionists?

    It’s a rhetorical question, as the answers always yes.

  11. Shy Guy says:

    Spears……is said to be talking about plans to fake her own death and move to Pakistan with her new lover, according to The Sun newspaper.

    Exactly what would be fake about that?

  12. Los terroristas escapan al control de Paquistán…

    Fíjate, no podía imaginarme esto de ninguna manera…
    Militants Escape Control of Pakistan, Officials Say…

  13. Captain_Lewis says:

    My favorite part is how the guy’s father’s occupation is being a Daily Mosque Attender.

  14. [...] blogger Israellycool sums it up with the heading “Britney in a Burqa?” garnering comments such as: Good luck with the jiyza & submission thingy [...]

  15. [...] Israellycool الاسرائيلية تختصر ذلك كله بالعنوان “بريتني في البرقع؟” لتأتيه تعليقات من شاكلة: حظاً سعيداً مع الجزية [...]

  16. kaz says:

    britney in burqa… dats is impossible. person who cant stop flashing her pussy is gonna stop flashing her face??? yeh rite. May be she will cover her face and flash her pussy more often??? who knows???

  17. TMZ says:

    Wow, you guys seem to know a lot more about Pakistan.

  18. Reb at Britney Watch says:

    Britney, say it isn’t so.
    Actually I think this will last about as long as the Kabballah thing

    Britney Watch

  19. Jim Mirkalami says:

    I have been coming to this site a lot lately, so i thought would be proper to leave a note of appreciation here.

    Thanks,
    Jim Mirkalami

  20. Amanda says:

    Wow, that would be awesome if Britney finally chose the right religion…

    In Islam you’re not required to cover your face though.

  21. Ghalib says:

    Ghalib…

    Britney in a Burqa? diggurl = ‘http://www.israellycool.com/2008/01/14/britney-in-a-burqa/’; diggtit [...]…

  22. Jaimes Dunn says:

    there would be no other pop star that is as sexy and talented as Britney Spears. this girl is really amazing, she was popular in the 90s and even today.

  23. Abner says:

    Have you regarded putting more videos for your blog articles and keep readers a lot more entertained? I mean I just read through the entire article of yours and it was really good consider I’m more of a visual learner,I discovered that to generally be more useful. Just my my idea, Good luck

Leave a Reply




If you want a picture to show with your comment, go get a Gravatar.