Archive for February 3rd, 2008
Sharia Blues
The Sunday Times of London reports:
A girl of 15 was tricked into a “telephone marriage” ceremony to a Sheffield man with a mental age of five in a ceremony recognised by sharia (Islamic law).
When the girl arrived from Pakistan expecting to meet the handsome man she had been shown in a photograph, she found that [...]
“Kindly Allow Me to Lodge This Gun Butt Where The Sun Don’t Shine”
Sweet.
A member of the Hamas security forces, right, threatens to hit a Palestinian man with his gun butt as he tries to keep him away from the border between Gaza and Egypt, in Rafah, southern Gaza Strip, Sunday, Feb. 3, 2008. Egyptian troops closed the last breach in Egypt’s frontier with the Gaza Strip Sunday [...]
Israeli News – Sunday 3rd February
Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak has announced he intends to stay on in the coalition, obviously so he can make profound statements such as: “”The construction of a fence on the border with Egypt is an urgent need.”
How urgent? Well let’s just say some pretty serious weaponry has made its way into Gaza, not to [...]
Another Weapon From Those Sneaky Zionists
Introducing our latest weapon: Ambiguous Explosion of Death.TM
Two children were injured in an ambiguous explosion in the As-Salaam neighbourhood of Rafah on Friday evening, medical sources said.
Mu’awiyah Hassanein, the head of ambulance and emergency services in the Palestinian ministry of health, said that the injured children had been taken to Abu Yousif An-Najar Hospital in [...]
Newsflash! – Nahoul the Bee is Dying!
It hasn’t turned up on PMW yet and when it does I’ll link to it but in advance of that, this is such important news I felt I had to bring it to you.
NEWSFLASH – NAHOUL THE BEE IS STARVING TO DEATH!
Nahoul is on his deathbed and receiving visits from all his (curiously) human family. [...]
The Sons of Monkeys and Lions
We already know that many palestinians who flooded Egypt did not merely bring back basic necessities. There were also those who brought back weapons, explosives, cigarettes, motorbikes, and televisions.
And lions and monkeys.
While thousands of Palestinians flooded into Egypt to stock up on food, fuel and other staples after militants breached the Gaza border, one man [...]
