The Sunday Times of London reports: A girl of 15 was tricked into a “telephone marriage” ceremony to a Sheffield man with a mental age of five in a ceremony recognised by sharia (Islamic law). When the girl arrived from Pakistan expecting to meet the handsome man she had been shown in a photograph, she [...]
Sweet. A member of the Hamas security forces, right, threatens to hit a Palestinian man with his gun butt as he tries to keep him away from the border between Gaza and Egypt, in Rafah, southern Gaza Strip, Sunday, Feb. 3, 2008. Egyptian troops closed the last breach in Egypt’s frontier with the Gaza Strip [...]
Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak has announced he intends to stay on in the coalition, obviously so he can make profound statements such as: “”The construction of a fence on the border with Egypt is an urgent need.” How urgent? Well let’s just say some pretty serious weaponry has made its way into Gaza, not [...]
Introducing our latest weapon: Ambiguous Explosion of Death.TM Two children were injured in an ambiguous explosion in the As-Salaam neighbourhood of Rafah on Friday evening, medical sources said. Mu’awiyah Hassanein, the head of ambulance and emergency services in the Palestinian ministry of health, said that the injured children had been taken to Abu Yousif An-Najar [...]
It hasn’t turned up on PMW yet and when it does I’ll link to it but in advance of that, this is such important news I felt I had to bring it to you. NEWSFLASH – NAHOUL THE BEE IS STARVING TO DEATH! Nahoul is on his deathbed and receiving visits from all his (curiously) [...]
We already know that many palestinians who flooded Egypt did not merely bring back basic necessities. There were also those who brought back weapons, explosives, cigarettes, motorbikes, and televisions. And lions and monkeys. While thousands of Palestinians flooded into Egypt to stock up on food, fuel and other staples after militants breached the Gaza border, [...]
