Extremist Zionist Colonizer of Death
Introducing our latest weapon: Extremist Zionist Colonizer of Death.TM
An extremist coloniser ran over on Thursday morning a citizen in the West Bank city of Nablus, security sources told WAFA.
The sources added that Kayed Abu Ras 19, was heading to Hawwara Israeli military checkpoint when a colonizer deliberately ran him over. He was hit all over his body and taken to a hospital in Nablus for treatment.
What makes the Extremist Zionist Colonizer of DeathTM such an effective weapon is its ability to appear out of nowhere, and just run over a palestinian. Of course, the one in the above example did not quite do the job, somehow allowing the victim to survive being run over by a vehicle, especially odd considering he made sure he was “hit all over his body.”
The good news is that we have many such weapons. Here are some other recent examples:
Jewish colonizer ran over a citizen in the West Bank city of west Ramallah, local sources said.
The sources told WAFA that Wasfi al-Khateeb 21, died on Sunday due to his serious wounds as an extremist colonizer deliberately ran over him as he was heading home in the village of Na’alin.
An extremist colonizer has run over a citizen in the West Bank city of Ramallah, witnesses told WAFA.
They added that the youth Jihad Sharawana, of Hebron, was deliberately run over by a colonizer near Na’lin village, west Ramalla of the West Bank. The colonizer escaped the scene and Sharawana suffered broken arms and his condition is reported to be moderate.
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: Uncategorized
Discount 10 of his 100 points for failure to kill. But give him the medal, anyway.