Every single celebrity gets fan (feh) letters. And, most of them tell how “personal” the fan feels towards them; because their images carry such weight when they’re seen on TV. Without changing the dynamics. Those married to these stars know the truth: When they come out of the bathroom in the mornings, they expect audience applause. So? Humans learn to applaud like seals for a piece of fish.

On the other hand, we’re watching events unfold. ANd, I’m going to guess. That IF the democrapic party is stupid enough to have a bunch of super delegates (which is what the primaries vote INTO place.) And, they reject Hillary, GUESS WHAT.

Up ahead, Hillary runs as an independent. Just the way Joe Lieberman did when Connecticut demonstrated just how stupid the people who have captured the party’s mechanics really are.

So?

SO, write a letter to Hillary. Tell her you think she’s gonna be an INDEPENDENT WOMAN racing for the presidential nomination in November.

And? If she answers ya; go ahead. Sell the answer, envelope and all, on eBay. It’s the new economy.

Art Linkletter once did “CHILDREN’S LETTERS TO GOD” … and it was a funny bone tickler, too.