Comments on: The Castaration of Mahmoud Abbas http://www.israellycool.com/2008/05/01/the-castaration-of-mahmoud-abbas/ Down Under Punditry in the Middle East Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:17:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Carol Herman http://www.israellycool.com/2008/05/01/the-castaration-of-mahmoud-abbas/#comment-17050 Carol Herman Fri, 02 May 2008 04:54:55 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2008/05/01/the-castaration-of-mahmoud-abbas/#comment-17050 3 stents went in. I saw the report in the Jerusalem Post earlier today. Stents are used to open arteries. Otherwise, Abbas would have been a candidate for a triple bypass. Meanwhile, who knew Abbas even had a heart? 3 stents went in. I saw the report in the Jerusalem Post earlier today. Stents are used to open arteries. Otherwise, Abbas would have been a candidate for a triple bypass.

Meanwhile, who knew Abbas even had a heart?

]]> By: Paco from Sefarad http://www.israellycool.com/2008/05/01/the-castaration-of-mahmoud-abbas/#comment-17033 Paco from Sefarad Thu, 01 May 2008 23:38:53 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2008/05/01/the-castaration-of-mahmoud-abbas/#comment-17033 Hard to imagine that with a face like that he could tell jokes. Maybe you could have a competition to find Abbas's best jokes? Here's one to start the ball rolling. A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." The doctor asks, "are you really sure?" The guy says, "sure, I've thought about it a lot, I know all about the drawbacks and advantages, and I've decided I really do want to be castrated." The doctor contacts the hospital and arranges for the guy to be admitted to undergo surgery. The operation goes well and as the guy comes around from the anesthetic he sees another man in the bed next to his eating grapes and reading a newspaper. "Hi", he says to the man eating grapes, "what are you in here for?" "Nothing serious", he replies, "I just got circumcised." "Damn!" exclaims the guy, "<b>that</b> was the word I was looking for!" Hard to imagine that with a face like that he could tell jokes. Maybe you could have a competition to find Abbas’s best jokes?

Here’s one to start the ball rolling.

A guy goes to his doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.”

The doctor asks, “are you really sure?”

The guy says, “sure, I’ve thought about it a lot, I know all about the drawbacks and advantages, and I’ve decided I really do want to be castrated.”

The doctor contacts the hospital and arranges for the guy to be admitted to undergo surgery. The operation goes well and as the guy comes around from the anesthetic he sees another man in the bed next to his eating grapes and reading a newspaper.

“Hi”, he says to the man eating grapes, “what are you in here for?”

“Nothing serious”, he replies, “I just got circumcised.”

“Damn!” exclaims the guy, “that was the word I was looking for!”

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